1001 Albums Summary

Yeah, ELO- um maybe they need to slow down on the coke? It’s just too, too much for me. But it is big and fun. Someone wanted ABBA with more variation, well here you go! And a synthesizer.

5! Oh yes this is a 5! And not because it’s well composed as an album, but just about every song is a masterpiece! I didn’t realize until this listen that Elliott actually accompanied himself on the drums - and of course he played the guitar, but his drumming is masterful! It adds so much depth, my God he was a genius. I love you Elliott. RIP.

Wow. I’m getting a lot of greats. This album is iconic. So excited to listen to it again. I actually listen to it fairly regularly. Man, it really is good. My understanding is this was done in a single take. My issue with Mingus, if it’s an issue, is that I think he’s an amazing bass player and an amazing composer, but he’s not accessible on a first listen. And as much as I love this, I don’t throw it on as much as others, and I lean to Bitches Brew type improv ultimately for “difficult listens.” 4 really 4.5

Um… no idea? That surprises me. Let’s see… Oh, I could have died without hearing this. But then I found out my husband did a talent show in junior high where he and his friends did something with We Got the Beat. He got to “play” the drummer. That’s worth 3 stars right there. And I gave ABBA 3 stars, so it’s only fair.

Yeah, it’s been awhile. Not sure I really need to hear it again, but ok. Yeah, I know I should rate this higher than 3… but I just can’t. I’m sorry. I know he’s the king and all… but there’s just so much I’d rather listen to. Boolean rating, well yes, I do suppose I needed to hear this before I died just because he’s Elvis.

Awesome. Oh no. Not awesome. Yeah another case of false expectations. I am a Damon Albarn fan. I like Gorillaz. At least some Gorillaz. But this album, which I guess I have never actually heard before is a lukewarm 3. Boolean rating: no. I could have died without hearing this.

Haven’t heard this. Looking forward to it… Wow reminds me of hearing Labi Siffre the first time. How did I never hear of this singer songwriter from the 70’s? This album is gold. Needs another listen. I mean I never, never heard it before. 4 stars. Boolean rating: yes. Very glad to have heard before I die.

This album often gets overlooked in favor of the banana album. And really I think it’s cause everyone makes such a deal of the banana album. Looking forward to it. Yeah! Very glad I listened to it. Don’t think I ever heard it as an album before. Definitely didn’t realize it was Moe Tucker doing vocals on After Hours. She’s a hero of mine. And Murder Mystery? What fun! 4 stars. I’d give it more, but… yeah I only gave Television’s Marquee Moon 4stars. I need to be consistent somehow. Boolean rating: yes, very glad I heard before I die.

No idea? Omg! I never heard any of this before! Not a bit. This is 🔥 MC5, where have you been my whole life? I just wish the production was better. Wish I had been alive to see them live. Boolean rating: oh yes! Very glad to have heard before I die

Just listened to this. Let’s see how I feel on a second listen… Wow this really slips right in. I feel like Klaxon and I are old friends. 4. Sorry they aren’t making music anymore. Boolean rating: yes! This album right here is worth listening to and an example of why this exercise is worthwhile.

No idea? Ok. I went in cold and at first I was loving it. I mean sultry voice cinematic soundscape is definitely something I can spend some time with, and I really like weird. I gave Barry Adamson 4 stars! But then the high pitched synths were given what felt like more and more weight. By the end I was ready to stab some Felt. 3 stars. Lucky stars. Had the album been longer the rating would have been lower. Boolean rating: yes, I suppose I appreciate hearing this before I die…

I like this album. Haven’t listened to it in awhile. Not sure it really belongs on this list over other albums from 2019, but ok. I really liked this album. I do. The production, Kiwanuka’s vocals. I gave this album to my mom for Christmas 2020. No denying. 4 stars. Happy to listen again. Boolean rating: yes, glad I heard it before I die.

Oh wow. Well this is an important album in my family circle. My brother and I were super impressed by Ella, without knowing how actually young she was, with her debut. Pure Heroine got so much hype, we both ended up hearing it just to see what everyone was on about. We were impressed with her song writing and atmospheric and effective rhythm and musical choices. Meanwhile my teenage nephews were becoming huge fans, as she was speaking to them, directly. When Melodrama came out, we were all there for it, across the generations. It was kind of awesome, actually. She deserves 5 stars just for that. Boolean rating: yes, absolutely

Well gosh, if this wasn’t so dang long it would be a fantastic album. Perhaps perfect. I mean even Stevie gets fatiguing after an hour and a half. And while I have always seen it as organized by the theme of his daughter’s joyful birth into the problematic world of the moment, 1975, the power of its message gets diluted by its length. Like George Harrison’s All Things Must Pass, I want to give it a 5 for its accomplishment, but I find myself feeling almost upset if I try to listen to the whole album in a sitting. So 4. A very respectful 4. Boolean rating: Yes, absolutely yes, even at almost 2 hours long.

I was completely unfamiliar with this album. At first, it seemed to be in the pocket of my taste, but… idk, as it went on, I wanted it to be over. I grew tired of it. Fast/ repetitive, not enough bass. It just didn’t work into me. It stayed on the surface and made me itchy. But I kept wanting to like it. Strange experience really. 3 stars for the desire it instilled for something more. Boolean: yes, I suppose so… but can’t say I would want to again.

Um… well this is another I had high hopes for when it came up. I mean I’m familiar with XTC from their “New Wave” days, their Making Plans for Nigel days. But that was a long time ago… some 20! Years before this album. And… yeah… I get wanting to get the band back together again, make that new record for the new era, but maybe I shouldn’t have to listen to it, yeah? Because while I appreciate the desire behind this project its result is a terrible mess. It has great elements, don’t get me wrong, but mere elements an organism is not. And no matter how I slice it, I don’t want to listen to this. I just can’t give it more than a 2. Sorry, but by the time they brought in the recorder for Harvest Festival I was contemplating murder. And the they wrap up with… a triangle. Yeah. Boolean: HARD NO, why oh why is this on the list?

In college my friend adored Cocteau Twins. She had this album on cd and it was often in the background when we studied. It’s great study music. I love the people on here wondering if the production is messing up the lyrics, since it really is nonsense. I’m actually not against the voice used as a sound making instrument. That being said, just listening to this album in the foreground becomes…tiring in a special kind of way. And if I am honest, I am not sure how well it has actually aged. Idk. Cocteau Twins still appear on many playlists of mine. Mixed in. Not all alone going on and on and on. I would almost give this a 3 for how I am feeling right now. But nostalgia. Nostalgia will not allow for that. Boolean: yes, of course I am glad I listened to it, you know, again, before I die. But this one is maybe best left in the background. It’s a background 4. In the foreground… well it depends on your mood I suppose.

I have come to the conclusion that this is the best Rush album. Also, Neil Peart deserves his reputation. But I do not want to listen to Rush. Still. This album gets a 4. Musicianship goes a long way in my book. Boolean: yes, yes I am glad I heard it. Now let’s move on.

Man, this album is iconic. It’s crazy how much of it is embedded into me. I didn’t fully realize. I’m a bit torn. I almost want to give it a 5. I mean I would listen to this. I gave Rush Moving Pictures a 4 because of competence. But I would not listen to that album. I think that answers it. 5 it is. Boolean: yes absolutely, glad to hear more times before I die.

My relationship with Taylor is complicated. This album makes me feel like I have been transported into some alternate Sartrian hell where instead of being unable to escape your family you are unable to escape a perpetual Disney film. And if I am stuck in a Disney production, I would rather be there with Cristina Aguilera or Olivia Rodrigo. Even Shake it Off is done better, well, as karaoke if it has some actual bass behind it. This just… um….But then I remember that Taylor, the mover is AMAZING. My god. Who remembers she was a leading COUNTRY star before this? And where she goes from here, maybe not musically, entirely imo, but as an industry mover, well… damn. She’s unstoppable. So how do I rate that? She gets 3 for this project just for being able to do it, to completely change her entire genre mid career for most artists. And she’s just getting started here. Boolean: yes, yeah I suppose it’s important to actually hear it. Now I can say I did, you know by choice and not in pieces at a shopping center.

Ha! Haven’t heard this in years! Wonder how it’s aged? Wow, it’s really good. Damn I hate the double album. It would be so much stronger as TWO albums. But broken up, I really love both, and honestly am surprised how well they’ve aged. 4. Solid. Despite that terrible length

Sorry to the haters, I love this album. My brother and I tortured my mother with it. We made her play it when she drove us to school. She really, really hated it the way I hated Bob Dylan. So it was used as leverage. The girl is crafty. 4 Boolean: yes yes y’all

Oh, looking forward to this! It’s been years! Man I do love this thing. So this feels like a guilty pleasure. I mean does it really matter to music in the lager scheme of things? Is it highly derivative? But to I love rocking to it while I do dishes? And if I am going to rate the Stones highly… I mean they really weren’t that innovative, they were just first off the line. And as much as I want to go back on it, every time I listen to a Stones album it ends up getting a 4. Because I enjoyed it. Same thing here. Guilty pleasure. 4 Boolean: yes, actually. I am glad to hear the black keys again and probably again before I die.

Wow- tired of 60’s psychedelia. Oh and Clapton. Joy. Maybe now I will understand why he’s a guitar superhero? No. No such luck. I am beginning to believe the Clapton guitar master is a mythology manufactured by British recording studio executives. Because between this and 467 Ocean Blvd I have seen little evidence of anything that blows me away. Just saying. Not that I am some guitar hero myself. But… I generally really get into drums. And the drums on this DO stand out. On further investigation I must admit that the drumming and the mix are pretty exceptional. Revolutionary. But the rest? Yeah. So 3. Because of the drums. Boolean: yes, damn it yes, I guess it’s good to have heard all this dang psychedelia to, you know, know. But now that I do, don’t need to again.

Oh my. I do not have good feelings for the “folk movement.” This is actually a realization that has fully crystallized because of this exercise. I mean I always knew that Bob Dylan annoyed the f* out of me. No matter how much I tried/ try and appreciate his lyrics on paper, I just… hate him. And if I am honest this extends to the weird folksy stuff in Crosby Stills and Nash, to Neil Young generally, to the song Stairway From Heaven- God give me any Zeplin but that! My mom was a big fan of later Joan Baez. I didn’t pay much attention. But this, this, I wanted to destroy this. No doubt she has a voice and can play the guitar, but- man she makes me stabby. I was ready to kill half way through. Ugh. Give me Eienstruzende Neubauten any day over this drivel. 2 Boolean: no. I know it’s representative of the folk movement, but no, I don’t think I actually needed to hear it.

Never have I ever heard an Alice Cooper album before… Oh my, this was so much better than I expected. Dare I say it was fun? Another example where the appearance of the band does them no favors. And of course I have been a Tom Waits fan for a very long time. So theatricality doesn’t scare me away. Wow, I actually think I am going 4. Oh this is so tongue in cheek! Yeah it’s getting a 4. Don’t tell my brother. 4 Boolean: yes, this right here is the good of this exercise. I am very glad I heard this before I died, and without a reason there is no way I ever, ever would have just thought “you know what? I think I need to try out Alice Cooper today, you know, see what that was all about.”

This is a 5. Perhaps I am brainwashed. I have been accused of such. My stepfather was a HUGE jazz fan. He did a good job of introducing me to the blues and big band stuff. He got my mom to play classic song book selections on the piano. He’d try to play the clarinet and my mom and I would sing. Meanwhile he was also introducing me to classic bop. He’d get really animated and tell stories about the artists and the times. Before I knew it he had me listening to this very album. He thought “Trane” was a genius beyond compare. This is not an immediately accessible album. Like a lot of jazz selections on this list, I can’t imagine hitting them without any prior “preparation.” (My husband calls that brainwashing.) But yeah, I can’t imagine going in cold and coming out the other side saying “ oh shit, that’s a work of genius! I see what all the hype’s about! So glad I heard that!” This is where the exercise is weak. I mean Ella Fitzgerald doing the ENTIRE Gershwin song book IS on here. And so is some classic delta blues, I believe. But I don’t think one Charlie Parker album is. The creators of the 1001 album book don’t present a very good way to see the development of Jazz. So when you get this, well… all I can say is I am sorry everyone doesn’t have someone in their life to brainwash them into believing this is a work of genius. Because I sure am glad I did. I think I appreciate ALL music more because of it. My husband says that’s the brainwashing again. But if it is, I say “wash away, wash away so all that dissonance reveals the higher harmony!” Boolean: YES, this is a GOAT album for sure

No one’s convincing me Prince isn’t a genius. Even the man himself. I mean he changed his name to an unpronounceable symbol- literally. The press release read that the symbol he had legally changed his name to (in the midst of contractual conflict with Warner brothers) was “unpronounceable.” So on paper he was the symbol- but what were we to call him? The artist formerly known as Prince. I remember people railing on this silliness. But it was GENIUS. Pure f*ing genius. Like so much that he did. He changed music AND the machine. What a feat! AND he didn’t let them steal his soul. 5 forever Boolean: yes always so glad to hear The Artist before I too die. Prince RIP

Oh god, not looking forward to this… oh f*. That album cover is torture. Oh… I am going to try to be open minded, really. Om Man, this is saved in my albums, so I made myself listen to this already. Well… can you tell I am not feeling Neil? Idk. I need to stop flailing about and just dive in… You know Neil, you ARE a vampire. Sucking the joy from my very being. I know, I know, how can I say that about NEIL YOUNG? The beloved NEIL YOUNG. Well you know what? He doesn’t get better for me. He gets more annoying and aggravating. He needs a crowd of people, but he can’t face them day to day. Yeah. I hear you. It’s like me facing this album. God, he’ll get a 2. I want to give him a 1, but I can’t. He’s insightful. I mean I get it. But the delivery brings me down. And buries me beneath the sand. Boolean: yes mom, I suppose so

Well, you know honestly, I don’t think I have ever listened to a Kiss album… So no idea this was such… parody. It’s actually fun! God, another example where the appearance of the band does them no service. I mean I guess they’re recognizable… I am torn. I actually really enjoyed this. It’s almost a 4? But.. yeah I think it’s at 3.5 and I am rounding up because I’ve been subjected to an ungodly amount of meaninglessness Brit pop from the 80’s AND Neil Young. 4- for helping me rock again Boolean: yes

Tina Turner was a power house. This album is surprisingly consistent. Like most pop that came out when I was a kid, I completely rejected Tina by the time I was a young teen. As kids, my brother and I thought her role in the Mad Max sequel was a highlight the way Bowie’s role in Never Ending Story was. And that was about as far Tina got with me. Bowie of course can’t be avoided, but that is a different story for a different time. Anyway, glad to hear this album. 4 Boolean:yes

Oh Fiona. Well let’s see how I feel… Wow, this was so much better than I expected. Don’t know why my expectations were low. Maybe fan base? Don’t know, but I wasn’t psyched going in. This might have gotten a 5 on a different day. I mean damn the girl has talent. But too slow today. Though, I can’t say there’s a particularly rough spot on the album, it just doesn’t pull me through. I was dragging at the end. But it’s a solid 4. Boolean: definitely Yes. Surprised I never heard this album before

No idea going in… Didn’t realize Ginger Baker was the drummer for Cream. Didn’t dig the Cream offering… except for the drums, if I recall. So… what can I say? This was way better than Cream? The 17 minute drum duet was definitely my favorite part. That shit got saved and will keep me coming back. The rest is… good. Not mind blowing. But good. This is a solid 4 Boolean: yes, absolutely, why I am engaged in this exercise, so I can hear all this that I would have missed before I die.

Speedy, you’re too fast. And the devil Rick Ruben was involved. How appropriate. If I want to scare my husband and/or my dogs this is going to be my go to. Definitely. Not much more to be said, really. 3 - cause it’s fun to scare my dogs. They get up and leave the room. They look worried. Boolean: um… yes?