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224
Albums Rated
3.47
Average Rating
21%
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Favorite Decade
Punk
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56
5-Star Albums
18
1-Star Albums

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You Love More Than Most

AlbumYouGlobalDiff
Public Image: First Issue
Public Image Ltd.
5 2.41 +2.59
GI
Germs
5 2.54 +2.46
Out of Step
Minor Threat
5 2.95 +2.05
Bert Jansch
Bert Jansch
5 3 +2
Tom Tom Club
Tom Tom Club
5 3.04 +1.96
NEU! 75
Neu!
5 3.1 +1.9
Double Nickels On The Dime
Minutemen
5 3.13 +1.87
Me Against The World
2Pac
5 3.25 +1.75
Fun House
The Stooges
5 3.27 +1.73
Fever To Tell
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
5 3.29 +1.71

You Love Less Than Most

AlbumYouGlobalDiff
Boston
Boston
1 3.7 -2.7
War
U2
1 3.46 -2.46
A Rush Of Blood To The Head
Coldplay
1 3.43 -2.43
Bat Out Of Hell
Meat Loaf
1 3.42 -2.42
25
Adele
1 3.37 -2.37
xx
The xx
1 3.35 -2.35
Toys In The Attic
Aerosmith
1 3.25 -2.25
Bad Company
Bad Company
1 3.25 -2.25
Only By The Night
Kings of Leon
1 3.23 -2.23
D
White Denim
1 3.21 -2.21

Artists

Favorites

ArtistAlbumsAverage
David Bowie 4 4.75
Miles Davis 3 5
R.E.M. 3 4.67
Talking Heads 2 5
The Rolling Stones 2 5
Elliott Smith 2 5
Prince 2 5
The Stooges 2 5
Beatles 3 4.33

Least Favorites

ArtistAlbumsAverage
Coldplay 2 1.5

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Talking Heads 77 by Talking Heads

-like a button down shirt had a bad dream and wrote an album about it. -this band had themselves figured out from day 1. A fully formed, unique style in a debut album. -file under "so square it's funky." A truly punk rock approach to r&b. -no skips. -really sounds like NYC in the late 70s, but also so influential you can hear a glimpse of what 80s new wave will be. Many people copied this sound, but no one did it as well. -say what you will about Byrne, but the guy has no inhibitions on his voice. -it would be hard to name a better rhythm section in rock music in the 70s.

Abbey Road by Beatles

The most widely misunderstood, and overrated, Beatles album. Something I think captures Abbey Road in a nutshell... They originally wanted to name this album Everest, and the cover photo was going to be the foursome on Mt Everest. Instead they named it Abbey Road and took a photo outside the front door of their studio. Despite its recent critical reappraisal, Abbey Road is not the sound of the Beatles at their creative peak. It's the sound of a band running out of gas, suing each other, and lowering their standards. The Beatles were not trying to make any profound artistic statements, they were trying to fulfill their contractual obligations as quickly as possible so they could move on. All 3 songwriters released better solo albums a year or so after this album came out and, clearly, they were saving their best material. I should mention I am a Beatles fanatic (not a hater) and can acknowledge the positives here. There are a handful of remarkably great recordings on this album, best of which is "Something." "Something" is an all-timer love song and one of the most mature, elegant miniature morsels the band ever made. "Come Together" is also quite unique -- a post-psychedelic reinterpretation of 50s rhythm and blues with a signature rhythm track unlike anything the band (or really anyone else) had ever done. But alongside these merits are serious problems. "Because" is a virtuosic piece of work, overshadowed by the corny Moog sounds. (The Moog generally does not work on this album, in my opinion.) Similarly, "Here Comes the Sun" is a great song at its core, but it gets bogged down with its overblown prog rock arrangement. The B-side medley is probably the best example of their misfire and it still shocks me to read reviews from people who think it's some kind of masterful experiment in songcraft. They took unfinished scraps of songs that might have really had an impact if they took the time to work on them (e.g. "Golden Slumbers," "Mean Mr. Mustard"), threw them in the pot with a bunch of other crap, added a Moog and an orchestra, served it up and said bon appetit. John acknowledged many times in many interviews that the medley was pure lifeless junk. And there's a scene in the Anthology documentary where they are re-listening to studio masters of some of the medley orchestration; Paul is absolutely high on his own farts and George looks straight into the camera to say "a bit corny, init?" Yes! It is very very corny. When the theme to "You Never Give Me Your Money" returns as a horn section during "Carry That Weight," I get a full body cringe. John is only half-present on this album and it clearly shows. There are a number of songs he didn't touch, and he didn't even bother showing up to the final recording sessions. He's also, clearly, not sharing his best work -- most of what he wrote on this album had been kicking around since the band came back from India, and Plastic Ono Band (which is a MUCH better album than Abbey Road) was recorded shortly after this. "I Want You" is the closest thing to a proto-Plastic Ono song on Abbey Road, and it pales in comparison to others in its style (like "Yer Blues" or "Don't Let Me Down"). What we're left with is Paul's ego unchained. The medley has his fingerprints all over it, and "Maxwell's Silver Hammer" is legendary in how badly it pissed off the rest of the band. "Oh Darling" is fine, but it's a weak pastiche at a time when a zillion musicians (including John) were doing a much better job of playing with roots rock n roll revival. It's been quite surprising to see this album get reevaluated in the past couple decades by younger audiences who have elevated it to "masterpiece" status in the same way the Boomers latched on to Sgt. Pepper. I'm not entirely sure why this is the highest rated Beatles album on this site, but it probably has to do with the cleaner production standards compared to their earlier 60s albums; in the end, I think most people just want easy listening. All in all, Abbey Road showed the way to the future in 70s rock radio, but mostly by influencing its worst tendencies, i.e. corny prog pop and soft rock. This doesn't sound like a band at the cutting edge of popular culture, it sounds like ELO or Wings or any number of yacht rock bands. But hey, I suppose that's also why a lot of people like it -- ELO sold a lot of records.

Imagine by John Lennon

It's practically impossible to evaluate the title track of this album on its own terms. "Imagine" has been re-performed and re-contextualized endlessly and it's either the "greatest song ever written" (if you're a Boomer) or absolutely cringe naive nonsense if you're younger than 35. For what it's worth, and for better or worse, it's an elegy for the New Left -- by 1971, the 60s were "over" but the US and the UK were still embroiled in Cold War imperial adventures and Nixon was building his political kingship off hippie bashing. The Summer of Love ideals the Beatles represented were no longer popular, but the social/political problems these ideals were meant to address were alive and well (and, more importantly, the backlash against these ideals was gaining strength). Throughout the 1968 protests across Europe, one of the most popular slogans was "Die Phantasie an die Macht," or "All Power to the Imagination!" Lennon (who previously shrugged off the '68 rebellions) was now free to make political claims in his own name so he rushed to plant his flag with the New Left by paling around with the Panthers and throwing money at a bunch of radical underground publications. But it was probably too little too late, so "Imagine" fails to project "what could be" because it's so hung up in "what could have been." This nostalgia (for a time only a few years prior!) is partly why the Boomers are obsessed with its message -- it makes them feel like "we almost had a revolution" (which may or may not actually be true, depending on what they mean). And like so many New Left icons, its message was completely diluted and appropriated by libertarians and gets dragged back into the limelight every few years by the ruling class as an anti-activist "can't we all just get along" sleeping pill (exhibit A is Gal Gadot). To Lennon's credit, "He'S rIcH aNd He'S tElLiNg Us To ImAgInE nO pOsSeSsIoNs!" is an incredibly shallow critique. Yeah dawg, that's why the song is called "Imagine" and not "I'm a perfect role model and you should live exactly like me." In fact, that's the absolute *strength* of this album -- Lennon is brimming with both ego and humility, hypocrisy and sincerity, condemnation and self-effacement, imperfections and redemption. The 2 songs immediately following "Imagine" directly address Lennon's grossest qualities: his history of violence against women, and his nasty tendency to mock people with disabilities. The former is something he's had to account for endlessly (especially after his death), the latter is something he's rarely criticized for but he nevertheless felt the need to apologize for. Elsewhere on the album, he continues to poke holes in the soft utopianism of "Imagine" by addressing his own feelings of hopelessness, uncertainty, depression, anger, pettiness, mania, neediness, etc. He would probably be the first person to acknowledge the worrisome self-righteousness of "Imagine" because the rest of the album is one long apologia for that ego trip. It's almost a shame how strong of a shadow this song casts -- there are so many other killer tracks here: "Jealous Guy," "Gimme Some Truth," and "How" are among the best he ever wrote, and there's no filler anywhere else on the album. If he left off track 1 and gave it a new name it would be, undoubtedly, celebrated (even by younger generations) as one of the best albums of the 1970s. Nevertheless, despite, or because of, its flaws, I think it is.

This is an album for kids whose parents bought them a paintball gun for getting straight Cs. He says about 10 times across this album, this is music for middle schoolers. When someone tells you who they are, listen. Through some combination of nostalgia and perceived "technical skills" as a rapper, it seems this album has had some lasting power. But I'm sorry to say this is real dumb guy shit. The documentary "The Merchants of Cool" does a good job explaining how this kind of music was pushed to middle-class suburban kids in a calculated, coordinated way by MTV, Viacom, and their corporate allies. This brand of crude, violent, gross, sexist machismo was one piece of a larger marketing campaign that included Jackass, Tom Green, pro wrestling, nu metal, South Park (and yes, Eminem actually does a Cartman voice on this album), etc. designed not only to reach young boys, but also to reinforce their warped perceptions of masculinity and gender. Eminem constantly flexes how he clawed his way up from the trailer park through sheer force of talent, like he was somehow at a disadvantage in hip hop because he's white when the opposite is obviously true. Eminem is white privilege incarnate because the forces of racial capital hoisted him into our faces to appropriate rap's popularity and profitability while erasing any/all subversive Black elements that may have "corrupted" white America. This is music of tightly controlled and contrived controversy -- Eminem says a lot of "edgy" things and he's more than willing to make a brave stance out of beating up women and gay people, but he can't be bothered to say anything that genuinely upsets power structures. There's a lot of money and industry power behind this album so it's unsurprising the production sounds well-made. And a lot of hay is made about Eminem's "flow" and his "wordplay" and other supposed indicators of his rap genius. I can't and won't deny he can play the instrument at a high level, and credit granted for creating the concept of the "Stan." But I still don't enjoy the sound he makes. I'm a grown adult whose listened to a lot of music, read books, watched movies -- I understand what it means for an artist to "play a character" and that not everything that comes out of Eminem's mouth is a literal or direct expression of what he believes. I think kids who listen to this music also understand, on some level, that they're listening to a comic book character. That doesn't mean I have to find that character compelling and I still think it's worthy to judge whether the juice is worth the squeeze; is Slim Shady saying or doing anything so artistic worthwhile that it warrants verse after verse of rape threats?

War by U2

The audacity of this guy to write an ostensibly "anti-war" album, and then go on to spend 25 years of his life actively laundering George W Bush's image makes me sick. This music is basically ruling class propaganda -- it is the sonic equivalent of "compassionate conservatism," and it's designed to make you feel that if you are empathic enough (and if you give enough to Bono's charity) then you don't need to agitate for real systemic change. I would say Bono is the Leni Riefenstahl of neoliberalism, but she at least had some artistic talent. I was ready to be generous with this listen because, in my memory, this era of U2 was their most palatable, when they still had some traces of post-punk styling. But honestly, fuck Bono and fuck U2.

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