1001 Albums Summary

Folky/Country Music that would fit the feel of a Cracker Barrel. Not my speed but K.D does have a really good voice

No Cars Go was pretty solid

Singer seems perpetually high but some good songs

Much better than the other Pixies album on here

I mean it's the Rolling Stones

I think Prince killed about 6 women in the lyrics of this album

Legit thought Rock!Rock! was ACDC for a minute

This might be a hot take and I want to preface it with I think all of the people in King Crimson are extremely talented, but this album seems more in the category of influential rather than good

Not as good as a real flutist like Lizzo but I can see where he's getting at

Bruh has two first names

I don't know why but this gave my dog anxiety while I was listening to it

Why does a blind man have 12 children by 10 women? How does he get so many women?

Yeah

I want someone to figure out the ratio of Time Jimi is High on Acid : Time Jimi is not High on Acid I feel like it would be an interesting number

Out of Bobcat or Bjork, this is definitely Bjork

I have never heard of this woman

Not sure if it was intentional but it was nice to listen to this right after Ozzy died

Jim

I'm here for the song Layla and the song Layla only

N word confirmed

I don't think this guy is a teenager

Massive attack on my ears

His girlfriend totally did it

From that album cover, not at all what I was expecting

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I didn't listen to Song so Song 2 was kind of confusing

Lana Del Rey seems very talented but Jesus this was a boring album

When did Elvis 2 drop?

These guys are really good, they should recruit a fourth, perhaps Younger, member

Still amazed Flavor Flav was somewhat of a Black Panther-esque rebel in a past life

Saxophone goes oddly hard

Where's my Jamiroquai music video recommendation? That's the whole point of Jamiroquai

I think this is the worst Prince album but it's still on this list, showing the sexual prowess of Prince in his prime

Heat Miser was kind of hot with that piano making me feel like I'm heading to an exorcism

We're here for La Grange and La Grange only

Oh shit, it's that guy from Futurama!

Woman abuse confirmed

You're telling me that a group of cars, with tires for hands, made this music? Fuck outta here

Black Ops 1 nostalgia be hittin fr fr

This may be biased but I fucking hate Coldplay

Without checking, I guarantee this band and Death Grips are somehow influences of the other... Alright I just checked and Terence Stamp died

Thankfully Til the Cops Come Knockin was on this album twice

Still the best band name

Idiot spelled Martin wrong

The guy from Guitar Hero III has a band?

Wait so who's Al?

If meat is murder then my ex-wife must have been John Wayne Gacy

The Bee Movie song? In this economy?

Still don't like U2 but this album was not a bad one

This sounds like if Church Hymns were written by hippies

England sounds like a terrible place. Thankfully it isn't real

Could not at all tell what genre this was based on that first song

We should check in on this guy. Seems like he's going through a rough patch

I enjoyed the part where she said "I don't know the lyrics" and then proceeded to prove she definitely did not know the lyrics

This is just Phil Collins

How much sex do you think these guys had?

Respect was so good it was on here twice

I'll never forgive the damage this album did by making potheads seem intellectual

That's about what I was thinking based on that album cover

Crazy they made a band entirely on the concept of a Chappelle's show skit

The reason this is the album cover is because it was the only photo available at the time where Iggy had his shirt on

This album REAKS of the 90's even though it was released in 1990 so most of the work done on it was in the 80's

This guy sounds like the new singer for Smash Mouth. Alas, it is not

If you told me a guy named Al Green looked like this, I wouldn't believe you

Looked up the band out of curiosity and basically everything the Wiki said on them pointed to Punk/Post-Punk roots. This album is 100% not that

From the Wikipedia: Initial critical reception was negative Those critics heard Eruption, a song that is widely considered one of the best guitar solos of all time, and said "Meh"? Who the hell are these critics?

I just feel like this hairstyle has to be so much effort to maintain

The audience chanting "Glizzy" was kind of odd. Do they not feed these guys?

I know it's coming... I know it's coming... WONDERWALL GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

Wonder what this guy is up to

Gay was too crazy of a birth name, so he added an E at the end to remove some confusion

You guys are kind of on a rough streak

The most 80's sounding album possible

This appears to be the polar opposite of Stayin' Alive

Steely Dan is weird to me because I think everybody knows who Steely Dan is but simultaneously nobody could tell me a single thing about them

Back on the rough streak

Naming a band after a city? Dumb. What's next a band named Boston?

I'm pretty sure Dull Life was the Dammit riff from blink182

This album was alright but she better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first

Ice Cube? The actor in the family movies?

Where's my goddamn mustache man from the other Incubus covers?!

Amy with no tattoos or drug problems? Those things are like half of her identity

Who the hell is this person?

The Bad Seeds must be planted in the soil of the music because what the hell is this album?

Bob Dylan - the king of making songs that other people do better

15 cent pretzels? That's a deal and a half

Not saying they don't deserve it but it is weird these guys are in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame

If Boo Radley were real, he would approve

Based on the cover I thought this would have the dancing crab meme song. It did not

Was reading their Wiki and the way I interpreted it was that they basically broke up because they stopped making good music, which I think is a rare but respectable decision

What makes an ambient album good? Like how does one delineate between bad ambient and good?

This may be War, but what is it good for?

I know it's not on this album but I think Sultans of Swing is one of the most underrated, if not THE most underrated, song of all time

Recently this website offered me an album by The Boo Radleys. However, this guy looks like Boo Radley

Brian Wilson? The brother of the only guy who gave musical prodigy Charles Manson a shot at fame? He too makes music?

"Here's Little Richard!" -Me presenting my meat to my girl while I'm standing naked at the foot of the bed, knowing damn well Little Richard will not meet her needs for the 14th consecutive time

The tame, 80s version of the Bloodhound Gang

>Spends most of his life in the UK/UK owned territories >Is depressed Par for the course

The answer is 3

The man who is 1 higher than Eminem on Eminem's best rappers list

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I'd believe that this was Iggy Pop if I encountered this in the wild

Isn't Bruce from Jersey? The hell is he doing out West?

Thinking about how that guy got laid by over 1200 women

I feel like this would be really boring to watch live. Especially coming off of No Sleep 'Til Hammersmith

According to the Wiki, this is entirely written in samples, which can be interpreted as DJ Shadow didn't create anything, but still created one of the most renowned albums

Getting flashbanged with meme songs this whole album

Said it in the last review but how did Ray Charles get soooooooo many women to fornicate with him? Like how does spitting game work when you can't see?

What the hell is going on in this album cover?

I was a drummer in a band in High School and the only song our lead singer wanted to play was Seven Nation Army. While it is a good song, it is SO FUCKING BORING to play on the drums, so I have anger whenever I hear that song

These guys helped start Busta Rhymes' career, but were also heavy influences on Kanye's career. So I'd call that a wash

I can, without a doubt, sing better than this guy. It feels like a scene in Don't Hug Me I'm Scared when things start to unravel

Led Zeppelin? More like the 4 losers, am I right?

Better than the other one but I still don't like these guys's

George Clinton, as important as he is to the funk movement, recently collaborated with Dance Gavin Dance. I'm not really sure how that was arranged nor why it sounds good. Also, Night of the Thumpasorus Peoples is mostly farting noises

For being a comedy, this wasn't that funny

This sounds like every famous artist from the 70s-80s combined. I could spot Bob Dylan, Tom Petty, Genesis, Bruce Springsteen, etc. at some point in here

My fingers are a little sticky, hehe, if you know what I'm sayin (the toilet paper ripped mid wipe)

These guys shat out an album like once a year for 30-something years, one was bound to hit

It turns out that Michael Jackson was, in fact, bad

The album was taken off of Spotify for some reason so I have to do RESEARCH to find this thing

I feel like this band could make the hottest menu music

Opens with a 21 minute song that sounds like I'm having schizophrenia while surfing the web in the 90s

Hard to think that the voice of Peter Griffin has this guy as basically his idol. Frank is still the GOAT, but I think ol' Seth can give him a run for his money

Don't tell ICE that she's Brazilian

You give this to me when they're on their farewell tour!?!

So like, does Meat Loaf love his subject of the songs? Or not?

White people album of the millennium

Typical 80s album not bad so far... A 13 minute song by an 80's pop band?... Oh hell yeah Relax is on this album!... Is this a cover of War? *flashbang to the dome*... Is this a cover of Born to Run? *second flashbang to the dome*

Daft Punk beta

This dude looks constantly sad in all of his pictures. His music reflects this

GZA? My financial consultant?!?!

Fuck you and your Imagine cover

Yes

Not the SOAD album that I would have assumed would be on this list, but a welcome decision nonetheless

I feel like this guy would collaborate with Crosby, Stills and Nash really well. They should work together sometime

Apparently Shaun, the vocalist, wrote most of the lyrics while high on opium in his apartment. Which just makes sense

While Bob Marley is talented, he created one of the worst fanbases of all time

I admittedly don't listen to The Boss that much, but he kind of sounds like Elvis in this album sometimes

No no no, it's Mariah Carey

Somehow sounds like a Bowie album and nothing like a Bowie album at the same time

I was put in a white room for a while

One of the band members has the same name as my initials, so there is little proof that it is not me

Fuck this Young guy get him out of here

Makes me want to smoke cigarettes for some reason

Still one of the worst fanbases

This might be a literal antithesis to Cowboys from Hell, which were released at about the same time

Imagine writing this while your wife of ~15 years is banging a producer that you work with

Bob Dylan as a woman and no harmonica

This album cover looks like a down syndrome ACDC

That ain't pavement on the cover, it's a piano. Silly indie band misplacing their nouns

Man this is a good album. Oh look, they have another album with a similar cover style released in 2020. I bet that one is like a follow up and it probably is just as good!! Let me listen... Oh god... Oh no... It's fucking terrible!!!!

"I'm a Steamroller baby, I'm about to roll over you" What did he mean by this?

I wish I could drink as much as Lemmy did throughout his life

You guys are on a hot streak right now

Syd Barrett's story is very interesting to me. He basically fries himself with LSD to where his band, his best friends basically, can't stand him and leave him and eventually write an album, widely considered one of their best, about him. He shows up to the recording of the album and he's so far gone he can't even recognize that the album is about him. Stick to alcohol kids

This girl seems annoying to be around in person

hehehehe boob

Not at all what I was expecting

Moses making everybody cross the Red Sea BUT you have to watch 3 unskippable 30 second adverts? Terrible idea

I like jazz but mufuggin a 20 minute opening song followed by a 27 minute song?

This music is too optimistic. Nobody is this happy to exist

How many times is this guy in here? I can only give so many low ratings

So good that Courtney had to kill Kurt shortly after recording this

"Sir what are you going to name yourself?" "Neil Young because I'm young." "What about later when you're older? You can't stay young forever." "Watch me!" Look at you now idiot

This was his 11th studio album? How many fucking albums did this guy make?

Came in without Prejudice, left with a fair amount

Say what you want about heroin, it makes some bangers

Hard listen when immediately following Alice and Chains

You can sodomize rum? I've got new weekend plans

How many fucking albums does this man have?

Album goes hard 3 days a year

The Smiths is one of the most generic names possible. Genius

Conveniently, already in my search history

Anybody else think Gentlemen was going to turn into I Miss You?

Is this what was driving women to infidelity?

These guys were openers for Oasis for some time. So imagine going to an Oasis concert, because you hate yourself, and who's their opener? Pretty much Oasis. You die from boredom instantly

This guy's pretty talented in jazz music during the heyday of jazz. Let me check his biography: >Addicted to heroin >Multiple marriages >Heavy drinker >Dies of liver cancer set on by hepatitis Yeah he's a jazz musician

*looks at the photographer for the cover art* It... it can't be

Aretha Franklin if she was Jewish. I don't know how to explain it but that's just what I feel

Is that Yung Gravy?

Not Wild nor for Beasts, like myself

My Aunt just died so I inherited like 10 Joni Mitchell albums so this is what I have to look forward to

When did Bob Marley 2 drop?

Oh shit the Happy Trails song

Obligatory "Every Beatles Album"

GIVE HIM THE FUCKING CAR

Heroin and this album goes hard

That's a metal album name if I've ever heard one

These guys just parodied that Family Guy skit where Peter and Quagmire become and acoustic duo

>Jazz singer in the golden age >Dies of drugs and alcohol complications Every time. It's almost like a right of passage to be one of the greats

>From the UK >Creates a dystopian album Checks out

Sunshine of your love jumpscare

I highly doubt you could delineate songs on this album without the vocals. Huh? You think you can? Nu uh I said you can't

Bruh's got 2 first names

These guys look like they eat sheet metal or something that would kill a mortal

Who knew that while this was being made, the world was prepping for another Bush to come in and do some other stuff

Jamaican's don't be a stereotype: Impossible Challenge

These albums are absolutely bombing my Spotify DJ

Dude better be careful he's going to hurt his fingers with that razor

6

Some banger menu music in this album

Nico had to leave the band shortly after this album to create her true persona, Nico Nico Nii

Rad io H ead Idiots can't even type

*Talking to the 90s George Bush* Sir, there's been a second singer named Manson *George throws up in my lap*

If this is the 2nd toughest, the bar is really low for 1st place

I was going to make some quip about this guy for this review, but I don't know anything about him or his music, so I've got nothing

Fuck I had money on the yellow numbered dog. My wife is going to kill me when she realizes we no longer have a house

My spice tolerance is pretty good so how hot could this chip be?

An album in the 90s about the India-Pakistan nuke crisis is somehow still relevant

Right around when this album was released, James tried to shoot Joe Tex with a shotgun, which is kind of cool I guess

Those jeans don't look very blue

I'm not saying it's morally right, but 2000's folk would call this gay

Oh I'm feeling sinister alright. I'm not normal. I'm an absolute freak

I cam here for the anti-Semitism but there was none :(

Flaming Lips used to be my prison name

Frosti is very close to the FNAF song. I can see why that one guy went crazy

Think about this guy performing a song and being SO FUCKING HOT that people went into hysteria. I could see myself doing that

Sad to hear that Sananda Maitreya killed this man

For making this album, they get the amazing reward of being Jimmy Fallon's band for all eternity

Russell Adler?! That may be a hot take but look at his Spotify- About the Artist section

What's the ratio of Time Iggy has a shirt on : Time Iggy does not have a shirt on? Not even just public appearances, just like throughout the average day

Big Bird looking ass

That opening had me worried for the rest of the album

BIG IRON ON HIS HIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This album cover is the type of shit you would see in a house that you rented for the weekend and when you look at a photo and say "Wow are these the old owners?" and the hosts say something like "No the owners are in the background. Who are these people in the foreground?" Then after a wild and crazy weekend of unexplainable happenings, the lady in this picture shows up and rips the skin off of her face and speaks in tongues while the man hovers ominously in the kitchen screaming something that kind of sounds racist, but you're not really sure since it was a different time when he grew up and it was ambiguous enough that it could have been about actual animals and not the other meaning that is implied. But before we can cross THAT bridge, the dog is barking at the hundreds of rats that are pouring out of the oven. And on top of ALL OF THAT, the mailman is knocking at the door, somehow completely oblivious to the hellscape that is occurring 5 feet in front of him

Tom Green - The Album

This guy is still alive believe it or not

Oh shit that guy from Futurama... wait a minute I've already made that joke. I need other artists so I can come up with new material

I'm not saying Bob Dylan is a bad artist/not talented, but I feel like his job is so easy. Learn some chords on the guitar and some harmonica gigs and just speak into a microphone

The grammatic skill needed to write about the band The The should not be understated

No boob visible :(

Their lead singer quit drugs and went to rehab THEN quit the band, which I totally understand not being able to perform this while sober

They nailed what an engineer looks like

This might be because I'm stupid but I forgot everything about the album immediately after listening to it. Review is impossible

Young & Crazy Neil Horse sounds better

Some wacky lines I heard: The New Style - The girls I like are underaged She's Crafty - She's named Lucy but they call her Loose Posse in Effect - Cheaper than a hotdog with no mustard Slow and Low - White Castle Fries only come in one size

You can tell Syd is around

Is this the guy Kendrick was dissing?

"Jarvis Cocker, in particular, became an unlikely sex symbol and cultural provocateur, offering an intellectual and satirical counterweight to the laddish masculinity of contemporaries like Oasis" -Pulp's Wikipedia article Who out here is thinking Oasis and masculinity should be in the same sentence?

Copper isn't blue idiot

Two things: 1) Loudermilk is one of the weirder last names that I have heard 2) Ira definitely did not listen to any of the warnings/messages from this album

>Produced by a Rothchild >Lead singer dies suspiciously Checkmate liberals

Music did indeed make me lose control

(Joe voice) Hey Peter... your guitar is making some funny noises

"Like Suicide" is what we call foreshadowing

He did get rich, but then went bankrupt, so does that count?

Ziggy Stardust, a fictional androgynous and bisexual rock star, made by a guy who was probably a fictional androgynous and bisexual rock star

Went to read their Wiki to learn about them. Fucking Nick Cave reference. I can't escape him

Good to see some indie/lesser known bands on here

This is like if somebody explained the Beatles to somebody and told them to recreate it, without having to experience the pain of listening to the Beatles

John Fogarty? I've played golf with him and you'd think he's some fucker who likes to bite the heads off of chickens but this guy can get it out of the sand trap like nobodies fuckin business

I'll show these guys a kink or two

These guys look like the definition of "Bloke". I'm not from the UK, so some other bloke can correct me, but I think the inventor of the word had these guys in mind

That did not feel like a children's song to me

Snoop Dogg might, unironically, be the most chill person in existence

Dexter? My molecular biology professor?

I feel like we should have had a better eye on this guy at this time. Attacks his bandmates with an axe and then writes an album described as "one of the most harrowing documents of pain and confusion ever made"

Germfree Adolescents is the opposite of my ex-wife

LPs don't have corners silly

Bill Burr sucks now

The least 1988-sounding album of all time

How deep did the author of this book go to find this album?

That's not the moon dumbass. That's a triangle or something. There's also light so it's not even the dark side of it. These guys suck

Imagine being in a band where you just fucking HATE other people in the band because they were married to you. Only way to produce straight bangers

I would have given this a 1 but she did at one point collaborate with my arch enemy, Nick Cave. So that will bring her rating down to a -423513. The providing rating system is much more limiting than that so I'll have to go with a 1

The song, Kid A, on this album is basically Minecraft music

Nice fake out with Knight Moves. Also, where's my fucking Tom's Diner??

AI ain't got shit on these guys

White denim sounds like a terrible fashion choice. Like something Wes Watson would wear and then beat his wife

Jack White is actually white, not confusing like Jack Black

Jonathan Donahue worked with the Butthole Surfers, and I can't find a more mismatched couple if I tried

Since Megadeth is the result of Dave getting fired from Metallica, this is technically a break-up album. Taylor Swift has been trying to copy this energy for years

If Hurt doesn't demolish your will to live for the time being, you're a sociopath

Oh shit that one song

"I stole my sister's boyfriend..." is much funnier if you were unaware that the singer was a woman

The cover of a Limp Bizkit song was a weird addition but alright

So good that Courtney had to kill Kurt shortly after recording this. Fuck I've already used that joke

Don't know anything about this guy, but I can guarantee he was addicted to alcohol based solely on this music

How many fucking times is Bowie on here?

Somehow, this created Eminem

Eurythmics are allegedly a very influential band but nobody knows any other song by them besides the one. You know which one I mean

Half the album isn't on spotify. Did Domino eat those songs?

This is a Top 1001 album of all time? Really Robert? This beats out all but 1000?

There are so many sexist, homophobic, violent, toxic masculinity and overall extreme themes and lyrics that it'll make your head spin. So that'll earn them an extra point for the rating

I wouldn't be Bragging

Hehehehe... boob

You would never assume that the guys that wrote Hey Ya would have a deserved cultural significance in the music game

Oedipus Schmoedipus, I don't want to fuck my mom -A guy suspiciously bringing up that he doesn't want to fuck his mom

"Alright Robert, we need a list of the best/most influential albums of all time. What do you have for us?" "I found this album called Man Asses" "Good enough let's put it in there"

I know nothing about this guy, but I know DMT was involved

Common rarity? Shit

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Try this now but with like ASAP Rocky

Everyone knew this was fucking coming

Missed out on not calling this "The Album"

This sounds like something in a show/movie where a character would go "Let's go to the concert tonight, I'm trying to get ccccrrrraaaazzzzyyyy!" So the writers have some type of music in the background to make it authentic, so they play this

Is this AMSR for europop enthusiasts?

Kurt had to die for Grohl to realize his true potential and finally put an end to the Foo once and for all

What's Rick Rubin doing here?

Half of the album isn't on Spotify so it was only like 15 minutes

Looks like he did start the fire, because that's what this album is

I'll give it credit in that I had no idea what the next song was going to sound like at all

The only way to produce bangers is to have marital issues to induce enough raw sadness and anger to make music

You know what's better than 24? 25

Scott Tenorman's parents died for this?

This needed to be one the list of albums to listen to before you die because you'll want to die after listening to it, completing the cycle the list intended on

Rumba Mama was quite the turn

R.E.M: R - Really E - Solid M - Album

Womon on covor = evol

ASMR - you're listening to DJ beats in your kitchen and periodically you mom yells something

First thought was "This sounds like the Arctic Monkeys" and upon further analysis, yeah that makes sense.

A man loved this so much that the only course of action was to change his name to Questlove

The sequel band, Skull and Bones, did not do as well and costed the published millions of dollars

This needs some help from musical prodigy Charles Manson

Jazz/Blues singer so he must have had either alcohol dependencies or infidelity problems. Let me check... Never fails

The baby crying mid album was an odd addition

Ohhhhh fuck I have to fart

"She was raised catholic, then she became a whore" -Bill Burr

Where are these guys from... TIMBUKTU!!? *soyjacks and cums*

Highly recommend watching Jane's Addiction and Ice-T covering the song [REDACTED] from this album

"Mom can we get the Beatles on the way?" "We have the Beatles at home"

"Imagine me beating my wife" -Also John Lennon

I had about 300 beers for the weekend leading up to listening this, so I can't really process correctly what was heard

My mommy was a cosmologist

This is what my dad's nickname for me was

Apparently, during an interview in January 2016 Obama was asked who would win the beef: Kendrick or Drake? Obama referenced this album, saying that Kendrick would win. I don't give a rat's ass about the beef, but it's hilarious to me that Obama is about to hand off his job to DJT and he's thinking "Fuck, this move is about to cause an irreversible division in America and make everybody in power and both sides of the political spectrum really fucking annoying for the next decade, but Kendrick's last album was fire!"

American magazine Out placed the album at number 66 on their list of The 100 Greatest, Gayest Albums (of All Time) -Non-Stop Erotic Cabaret Wikipedia Weird accolade, but an accolade nontheless

The guitarist for this band is the guitarist for the Foo Fighters. Is anybody else weirded out by that?

Hendrix died during the recording of this album, and she knew what she must do

BOOB!?!?!? OH NO WHAT'S HAPPENING IN MY PANTS!???!

This has a Scooby-Doo energy to it for some reason and I can't fully explain why

I tell you about a stroke (it's my pebnis)

This is the guy that made "Song 2". I found that weird

We are NOT family. Bitch I don't know you. Fuck outta my face

I think Robert has some bias towards post-punk because some of this music is not that revolutionary, but somehow makes this list

Not at all what I was expecting

Wikipedia calls this Jazz-Funk and I'm just not seeing that

It took losing Carrie Fisher to write this album, and I don't know if that is worth the trade

Alice in Chains but the singer is sleepy

>Releases an album talking about how the queen is dead >Freddie Mercury dies 5 years later Coincidence? Yeah probably

I think the author of this book might have been a scene kid when he was younger because there is a disproportionate amount of post-punk music in this list

I don't know much about this guy, but I feel like I would hate him in person in the 60s

Would you look at that? ANOTHER Beatles album

My theory on "The author of this book was a scene kid and promotes a disproportionate amount of post-punk/new wave music to validate his youthful energy" still holds

What actually killed Lester Bangs? Was it the opioids? Or listening to this, making him want to take a bunch of opioids?

I didn't listen to Talking Heads: 1-76, so I think I was missing a lot of plot points

About as exciting as a safari on the moon. "Oh shit look... another rock!!"

Come on Eileen jumpscare

Type shit that would make me want to haunt my future generations in Victorian clothes

"I Think You Should Leave" Theme Song ahh music

All I can think about is the Family Guy bit of Muddy Waters passing a kidney stone. "You okay Muddy?" *mannish boy riff* "AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH"

More like Tubular... Balls hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

This Crosby guy is pretty good. He would be a good match with the Nash, Stills and Young fellas

Little did he know that the title of this album would age like wine

Hmm yes quite. These "bitches" do seem to be creating issues in Andre M.D's life and tend to provide little to no solution to said issues outside of violence. Tragedy of the modern man

I feel like these songs would be in the Mixtape videogame

I'll show these guys a Kink or two

2 fucking hours!?!?

Oh shit that one song

Sultans of Swing could solo most other albums on this list

Wow what a great sounding album! I bet when they play live they sound just as good

Fuck there's another one of these that's on here

A blind person could tell you what this album was about based on the album cover

Celebrating 1 year of this list

I think this is what Benadryl feels like when the Hat Man starts to come

Only 2 of the songs on the original album are on Spotify. BUT one of them slaps

Ooma mow mow, papa, ooma mow mow

The Angus Young and Brian Johnson show

Possibly the worst band name behind Hooty and the Blowfish

This is the least punk-looking punk band. They're too happy or something. All punk musicians have to be consistently in the middle of an existential crisis or just blindly angry at everything

Before I rated this, I had to look into this unknown artist, to learn about who he is and what he's about. After reading about his recent activity, I have to give the rating a boost. However, he was married to a Kardashian, so that cancels out any positive boost that was given

Well yeah life is good the male has 2 penises and the female has 3ish boobs

I'll just stick with good bye

G. Love, my bull, used to give my ex wife some special sauce

How do I type this into a search bar?

Dennis Wilson? The man who discovered musically prodigy Charles Manson?