Clandestino

I don't know how I'm using the stars yet. I gave Jazz Samba a 3, and liked this one a little less. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I prefer Elvis Crespo in this genre.

This is a pleasant listen, it sounds friendly, welcoming, happy. I don't hate it, I don't love it, it's okay.

This was like something I'd hear in a cool restaurant while eating a good meal with drinks.

The article said he tested songs on children when building this album. Congratulations, you made an album that sounds like an album of children's songs. The article mentioned the album being full of sound bites, but the only one that I noticed was the 80's era video game bomb-dropping sound, which was used repeatedly throughout the album, but is gimmicky enough that it ony should have been used on one song, maybe briefly on a second one as an intentional forshadow/throwback. Nah, this wasn't good.

favs: bongo bong / je ne t’aime plus lágrimas de oro welcome to tijuana día luna…día pena rating 1.3/5

dreadful

No es para mí, Clive. I wouldn’t mind a mega cheesy latin reggae album from Señor Chang but this Manu Chao chap can fuck right off. Una estrella.

I know enough Spanish to know what he's singing about, but this i just the same riff over and over again. It's reggae lite. It is whole unworthy of a place here. Period.

Not my thing

Not my thing

This wasn’t as bad as I expected from my vague memories of hearing it in the 90s, but it wasn’t good either.

Nah

Not for me.

With so many brilliant Latin recordings in the world, Dimery chooses one with no energy, no passion, and no virtuosity (the three characteristics that define great Latin music). This has more in common with the other 90s albums on this list than it does with great Latin albums: a stoner of questionable talent wrapped in 90s studio gimmickery to create limp and lifeless hipster pop. There are easily 1000 Latin albums everyone should hear before they die; this isn't even on THAT list.

Har ikke overvundet mig Har hørt albummet 2-3 gange. Synes det er fedt med blandingen af sprogene, men er ikke særlig vild med mixen, der falder lidt fladt og hvor upoleret albummet lyder som en helhed.

Not good at all

Mierdo.

Just not for me

Maybe it’s because it’s 5am and I’m getting ready for work and it’s raining but this ain’t for me

Etwas albern… bing

not my thing 1.5/5

Not my cup of tea

Artiste connu mais pas apprécié. Je n'ai pas pu aller au bout de cet album, je n'aime vraiment pas le reggae/world. =>1/5

Latino swing. Fine for an upbeat tapas restaurant. Not for me.

I find this music extremely irritating. Nails on chalkboard. I hope I never have to listen to this again.

Not my bag but I get why it’s on the list

Nope, not my thing

I did not enjoy this very much.

It’s just really not for me. I like to be able to understand what I’m listening to.

Not for me.

Another one not for me.

OMG. SERIOUSLY?!

If I can’t understand a word it’s not getting rated high. Damn I feel like a boomer with rap music when I say that

Not a fan of this one. The music wasn't interesting enough for me to stay with it through the language difference.

No

Nope. Started listening. Didnt like it

Just not my thing. I got through the album but nothing really grabbed me.

Fuck this restaurant music

Boring, predictable chord progressions. A real snooze.

Not my style.

100% terrible

Some days I'm not in the mood

Not for me. Only gave it a couple of tracks.

Like been on holiday in Benidorm drinking a cold beer in a bar and in the shade. Great when you’re there but instantly forgettable when you get home. 1/5 12/12/24

Only listened to 2 songs. Couldn’t be. Bothered with it

Brazilian nonsense - I ain't got time for this

Stopped listening frist song.

My ex-wife used to listen to this all the time. I never liked it then, and I like it even less now due to the memories…

Not for me

This is a long way from my taste. If it were on in the background while I was sitting in the sun drinking beer, I wouldn't get up to turn it off. But I'm not in the sun drinking beer, and I don't have to get up to turn it off. So....

Not for me.

A Billy Basic Plucker. Lucky the majority is in a foreign language as his lyrical content in English was embarrassing. Bashing out big bollock bongo around town. Wanker

Didn’t understand a word so, idk how to rate it fairly.

nope.

Pretty sure he just hit record with no preparation at all and just kept going in one take. For the whole album.

This was another one of those albums where I have no idea what’s going on but it sounded pretty entertaining and I could see people listening to this pretty often. However without knowing what is being said and cultural context this could an album that just the list maker likes and isn’t that good. I don’t think it’s standing out either way. 2.9/10

Don't mind that they are recommending international albums, but this one was not for me.

Pop

I listen to a lot of music with repetitive elements that I think many people find annoying but this album bugged the crap out of me. Give the Galaga sound effect a rest, dude.

Also not my thing

Not in English. Not into.

I heard the name before, but didn't know the guy. So I somehow thought this would just be our 200th random US or UK Indie rock album. Unfortunately, it's much worse than that. According to Wiki, this is Raeggae Rock. While I like rock, I don't like it nearly as much as I loathe raeggae. I listened to the larger part of the first 10 tracks, until I allowed myself to stop torturing myself. Calling the vocals understated is a huge understatement. These raeggae people aren't even trying to make music with any semblence of either skill or passion. The instrumentation, while minimal, has more to offer than raeggae normally does. I guess that's the representative rock component? The one track I already knew, Bongo Bong, is extremely annoying [even more than the rest of the album] - does anyone actually enjoy this, or is it only considered a meme song?

I didn’t like it.

This is definitely not my style of music. I could tell it was well put together, but it’s not for me.

This was...not for me.

Boring

I always wondered where that awful "King of the Bongos" song came from and now I know. Imagine my horror when I realised that the shitty bongo song was actually the best part of this album. This is the sort of music buskers play to be paid to stop. I really hated this from start to finish. I guess I just don't like world music, but there was literally nothing here for me to enjoy.

Sounds like whenever they go to Mexico on Breaking Bad. Nando's-core. Shite.

How does this have so many listens? Bongo Bong? Christ - its worse than the background music when the fast and furious gang head to Cuba

But of a mixed bag .

Don't like foreign songs butt the beat was alright.

Pedorrísimo

Not a fan. The closest thing I enjoy are baile and all the different forms of Mexican music. I love those sounds and styles more.

Just not for me.

This seems like something that I would enjoy a lot but I find it remarkably mid. everything is overtly safe and doesn't really stretch far from what I'd expect to hear from some CASIO preset keyboard grooves. Until now I had been relatively happy with the "world music" givings from this list but now I'm starting to understand why it's so notorious. Some particular gripes because I'm going to force myself through the whole thing: The 3rd and 4th song could have easily been cut into 1/4 the length and combined. That way they wouldn't have been offensively bad at least And the lyrics of the 3rd one? Was this taken from a child's beginner french 1 textbook? Hell I think you could say that about a lot of the lyrics. I would even love to say that this album can at least be carried by the good guitar playing and rythms but the fact that they NEVER change is, like, absurd. Song 7 is yet again painfully basic in all of it's composition, the best I could give this is the vocal production at least is a little more interesting compared to the rest so far. Shout out to the russian space race news broadcast clip too Song 8 seems to have picked up a bit finally, but again, suffers from a lot of the previous problems... Maybe if this tried a bit harder to lean into the reggaeton/club vibe and style I'd be willing to forgive this song but when the production is also so lo-fi it's really impossible to say this. Was song 9 an unfinished file that somehow got put on the CD? Song 10 at least serves as a reminder as to why you should pay your session musicians Track 12 gave me a lot of hope. This album has really had to work for the single star that I'm going to rate it and this track and a couple others are its only workhorses

Hate his voice. Music was sometimes alright

Not for me

meh

I didn’t make it through the second track.

Not my kind of thing. I didn't really listen to it. Even as background music it passed me by.

Not my type of content, but I thought it was pretty good.

Nothing on this album did it for me.

Is this guy bleeding from the head? Is he okay? Getting Adam Levine vibes. This one lost me at Bongo Bong.

By track four I had become seriously fed up with this irritating noise. Not worth using the electricity to play was my opinion at rhat point. From then on things got worse. Trite, meaningless and tedious songs with very overworked vocal patterns make this an album to miss. Teria sido muito melhor se ficou clandestino mesmo.

Nervte damals, nervt heute genauso.

I honestly tried, but this isn’t for me. If I need to throw a Cinco de Mayo party, I’ll have some music to play.

For poseurs only. Much better music can be found in this genre.

Utter horseshit

Was ok

Terrible!

C’est assez monotone comme album. Chaque chanson démarre comme un genre de loop et il chante/parle par dessus. Il n’y a pas de formes, pas de nuances, pas de modulation, à peine une petite progression harmonique par-ci par-là. Des fois, on change de toune et le loop ne change même pas.

Latin music is not typically my thing, and I even found this sound more blasé than usual. I would love to pretend like it was profound or moved me, but I just wanted it to be over. 1/5

Estuvo de moda, nada mas

Nope.

Latin music. Idk.

Did anyone actually listen to this....

nooooo

dnl