Reviews (page 8 of 8)
Kansitaidetta myöten aikamoinen vitsi.
No. Just no.
Awful, insufferable listen. Billy's got a Gun had it's moments of genuinely good song writing, the rest of the album is utter horseshit.
Sounded like a trash compactor exhaust retracting, where all the bin bags are popping and the hiss of air fizzes and the fetid juices spray and the clatter and scrape of tin cans seem to ring out from your brain rather than your ears. The group vocals were good. Fave track: Billy's Got a Gun
A snoozer for me. Bland music and lyrics I couldn’t click with much at all.
Why did we, as a society, let Glam Metal happen. AC/DC already sucks - why would you ever want to emulate their sound? All of these albums sound like they were mass-produced in a Chinese factory by unpaid child labor. So unbelievably bland and mind-numbingly boring. Plus the cheese. Jesus Christ, the C H E E S E. I'm talking Swiss Fondue levels of cheese. Not even "Photograph" can save this from being a 1/5 from me, sorry!
Crappy radio “hard-rock”
Nah
There was a time when I would have considered this to be heavy metal and not my kind of thing, I was into chart pop. Of course, I hadn’t at that time heard what Metallica or Slayer were putting out. This… just isn’t very good is it? Be honest… take away your nostalgia and rose tints,people, this is indescribably poor…
An absolute joke that this 80s-strip-club-stereo piece of shit band is on this list with MULTIPLE ALBUMS. Let out a audible "Ewww" when i saw this lot popping up on the page again. If you gave this a 5/5 you probably work in IT and have a hard time getting with women. Would rate 0/5 if i could.
Never getting that time back.
Poser bullshit
They're from my part of the world, one of them even supports my team (Sheffield Wednesday). I've never met any of them but I know they're all top blokes who haven't let success or worldwide fame go to their heads. So, I'm really sorry to do this chaps, but this really, really isn't my thing.......
Absolutely awful at the time and it’s not aged well.
I ALREADY RATED THIS YOU IDIOTS
Def Leppard at the time they were still trying to imitate AC/DC, and coming up short as a result. Some of the vocal lines are incredibly grating. And the guitar solos are hackneyed and trite, obviously. Bland, sterile, low-brow, unimaginative, you take your pick. As for production values, they're on their way to the synth-enhanced hair-metal cheesiness of *Hysteria* here. I gave a 1/5 grade to the latter, but it was honestly a bit tough on my part. Some of the silly tracks on it can be endearing in a tongue-in-cheek way. Which is not even really the case for *Pyromania*. For general musicianship I'll give 5 points to this album, to which I will add one point for the "professional" production values, typical of the eighties. A 6/10 grade, then. Which, obviously translates to a 1/5 mark for the quite *different* purposes of this list of "essential" albums. Next, please. Number of albums left to review: 547 Number of albums from the list I find relevant enough to be mandatory listens: 218 Albums from the list I *might* include in mine later on: 105 Albums from the list I will certainly *not* include in mine (many others are more essential to me): 132 (including this one)
I gave it a try, but still, No. I didn't like them back in the 80s when they were popular, so I was ready to give them a brand new shot decades later, which is one of the many things I like so much about this project. I gave it a listen, and it just doesn't do it for me.
Se você gosta de letras superficiais, riffs sem inspiração e solos de guitarra que não empolgam nem mesmo a sua avó, então "Pyromania" pode ser o álbum para você. Uma tentativa patética de parecer metal, mas que acaba sendo nada mais do que um monte de músicas pop. Parabéns por sua imensa popularidade, Def Leppard, mas a verdade é que este álbum não passa de uma grande decepção para quem procura por autenticidade no gênero.
It won't play on Spotify thankfully.
American poodle permed overproduced cock rock. Except they are from my home city of Sheffield in Yorkshire. Painfully awful. Utter shite. 1
D'un banal et d'un manque d'originalité...
PREFS : ??? MOINS PREF : Def Leppard
LOL nah, no thanks.
C H E E S S Y
Straight-up awful, even accounting for the irresistible "Photograph." Records like give rock a bad name. Embarrassing.
Junk
Def Leppard sucks
tasapaksua.. kyl se ny yks biisin maistuu muttei albumi...
This is going to very pretentious. In my eyes (probably due to my father and mother's influence), Def Leppard has always been the poser's arena rock band. This ruins any enjoyment I may get out of their albums.
Def Leppard's appeal is rapidly diminishing. They're AC/DC-light, zero sense of irony, utterly inane and puerile.
Klyschiga sångstrukturer, pop-metal utan coola pop-melodier, hemska lyrics, solisten låter som att fimpa cigaretter på min kuk och ballar... Den här skivan kändes dubbelt längre än vad den är. Inte min jam!
Only listened to a couple of the songs before turning it off. Not my cup of tea.
Cliche after cliche, power ballads and all that. Sticks like superglue to the poodle rock formula.
I honestly cannot imagine a more boring and uninteresting record from a musical and production standpoint. This is not for me, this just plain sucks.
Jezus. 3 tracks is enough.
No! Boring it is….
Rock music for people who don't like rock? Or just: fodder.
Tercer álbum de la banda británica de hard rock, la cual alcanzó su popularidad masiva con este trabajo, e hizo del boom que representaba esta música en los 80s, su carrera completa. Mezclando el hard rock, con el heavy metal y el glam metal, hacen que cada sonido suene similar entre sí, las canciones en ocasiones pierdan su sentido, y hasta ni siquiera se pueda diferenciar sencillamente entre los tracks. Resulta aburrido y medio sin sentido este género que se presenta en bandas como esta, la cuál su música no se conoce para dónde va. No se distingue si quieren sonar potentes, o pomposos; y la creatividad a la hora de componer, tampoco es muy sobresaliente. Lo que es a destacar, es la gran virtud de los músicos, el cuál interpretan solos que te alucinan, y la virtud vocal de Joe Elliot, que deslumbra.
Wat een vreselijk gedateerde hardrock. Boe!
Zo gedateerd en zo pathetisch. Stoerdoenerij door de sukkeltjes uit de klas.
Really dull
This album is like Theon Greyjoy. It looks tough, it fights tough, but it's all rock and literally no cock. Imagine a Pitbull emasculated ten years ago with molten gums for teeth, dwarfed legs, eating a steady diet of nutritious kibble. It's bark is so loud it resonates wholly within... then whimpers out as a metallic fart.
Meh - Not for me.
Lucky leppard.
That voice... haha. I dont know if I like that style of singing. This reminds me of Warrant or Kiss... 80s was a weird time for Rock. I feel like there is a lot of talking about rocking in 80s rock. Like self-referencing and writing songs just about rock. I think a lot of Disco songs are like this, talking about dancing or talking about music. A song about itself is pretty funny.
I hate Def Leppard. Always have. While there’s no denying the high quality of the production it’s really a case of putting lipstick on a pig. The music just sounds like a group that’s nowhere as good as AC/DC trying (and failing) to recreate the AC/DC sound. While AC/DC songs have similar content, they at least seem to be smacking and grinning about the lascivious jokes they make. Def Leppard either doesn’t get the joke or actually takes themselves seriously. Either way it’s shit.
To call this dad rock would be an insult to dad rock everywhere. To call this suburban mom who used to be quite wild back in the day rock would be an insult to Queen.
Seriously, of all the albums ever released, why on earth does anyone need to listen to this drivel before they die? I had the misfortune to see Def Leppard live around the time of their first album. They were crap then and this is worse.
Save yourself some trouble, just listen to the greatest hits album. All filler one killer.
dårlig og slitsomt
Got a minute in and bailed. I really don’t understand this kind of band. Repetitive and clichéd.
This was grim. It was hard work getting to the end. Metal is shit. 80's power metal doubly so.
Who listens to this garbage? Maybe I hate fun. But I feel like rock music is cheesy enough without being concentrated and fermented into this kind of super-cheese. 1.5*
Just not a fan.
not a fan
The mixdown is an incoherant mess, and the vocals are awful.