We're Only In It For The Money

Yeah this was pretty weird, not really sure what was going on here and skipped the last song anyways. The line 'hi boys and girls, my name is Jimmy Carl Black and I’m the Indian of the Group.' is kinda legendary though

01) Are You Hung Up - / 02) Who Needs the Peace Corps? - 6,0 03) Concentration Moon - 4,0 04) Mom & Dad - 6,5 05) Telephone Conversation - / 06) Bow Tie Daddy - 4,0 07) Harry, You're a Beast - 4,5 08) What's the Ugliest Part of Your Body? - 4,0 09) Absolutely Free - 5,0 10) Flower Punk - 4,0 11) Hot Poop - / 12) Nasal Retentive Calliope Music - 1,0 13) Let's Make the Water Turn Black - 5,0 14) The Idiot Bastard Son - 4,0 15) Lonely Little Girl - 5,0 16) Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance - 4,0 17) What's the Ugliest Part of Your Body? (Reprise) - 1,0 18) Mother People - 5,0 19) The Chrome Plated Megaphone of Destiny - 1,0 TOTAL: 3,37 (34/100)

Wild to think that this barrage of noise, tape loops and non-songs exists on a list with Mariah Carey's "Butterfly" (spoilers?). Now, I like me some Zappa, but this album's (if you can still call it that) inclusion on this list makes no sense to me. This one is a hard 1/5 for me just because there's nothing enjoyable about it.

An incredibly creative album in spite of it being a leering, boring, profoundly uncomfortable listen. Songs are too short, chomped up, groped, too cutesy and self-aware, a relic that likely sounded like a revolution in 1968 to the too cool to be cool counterculture strays but in 2025 to my ears anyways sounds like Frank Zappa jerking off for shock value & to let everyone know how different & wacky he is. Mourning wood. Get it? Idiot lyrics, cartoony vocals, silly inside jokes, loony sounds that scream OMG what a character Zappa is (!) so dada (!) type of poop. This isn't the sound of a generation (in decline or otherwise) at best it's a collection of sound bites that collectively play like what one would hear in the waiting room of some fever dream purgatory as the rug is pulled out from under you as your name is called in speaking tongues. "Mr. Shithole the DR will see you now." No doubt this was a great album at one time before Zappa decided to goof on his own work for street cred or whatever. Burnt Weeny Sandwiches for all the lord has risen! There are traces of absolute brilliance on WOIIFTM which is a testament to Zappa's restless untamed genius for better or worse.

Awful album. No redeeming features whatsoever

Not Zappa again! Too much! All I'll say... If this was my meal at a restaurant, I'd get drunk, start a food fight, then dine and dash. And crush them on Yelp.

Ended up being more cringe than a parody.

Random music pieces. Until track 9 just o.k. but beginning with "Flower Punk" too much annoying noice. fun: "What's The Ugliest Part Of Your Body?" 1,5

Like a depraved episode of Scooby Doo. We are the other people, we are the other people, we hate the Beatle people, we are the Scooby Doo. (Apologies to scoob and the gang. Hippy hating Zap wouldn’t dare be associated anyway.) Me, I’d rather listen to real music Mr. Christgau, like say, Sgt. Pepper’s, other than this horse shit. Sure, the Beatles recorded Pepper’s in large part to make money, but hey, that’s capitalism, and the result would not have been what it was if the Beatles didn’t actually care about their product or their legacy. Zappa is a jealous zealot, talented in a less soul-striking way, and uses the accusation that others (like the Beatles) are only in it for the money to, well, try ‘n make some money… One album (Peppers) stands the test of time and will probably be cherished for centuries. The other has a track called Hot Poop. Which is more worthy of my heart-investment? Fuck Frank Zappa.

I mean...whaaaaaaaaaa????

While this album has its place in time and may have been cutting edge at some point, it is lost on me.

I probably needed to be on a ton of drugs to find enjoyment in this... This solidified that I'm just not a Zappa fan. He's probably actually a talented musician, but every album adjacent to him that comes up on here is some stupid, garbage music that's meant to critique other music or whatever. Like this is supposed to be criticizing the Beatles for selling out I guess? It's difficult to take that seriously in hindsight with how impactful the Beatles have been, and also just how much I didn't enjoy thus album.

I have been told Frank Zappa is really good. I have not found that to be the case so far. Maybe the next one will be.

# 452 : 07/04/2025 : Can't Listen to it, it's all over the place and I don't think it is very good. Sometimes this list feels like things are included just because they were popular at the time, or they're by a big name artist, but does anyone actually still listen to this album?

Well, that was…something. I’m too much of square for this kind of psychedelic/avant-garde music. 1 star

This is for someone and I hope they find it but it sure ain’t me

A lot of the things I dislike about Sgt Pepper's without any of the things I like

I wish there was a rating less than 1. Good lord.

One really long disjointed song. Flower punk doesn't completely suck.

I really don't like anything to do with Frank Zappa. His career crosses the threshold from aesthetically unrelatable to just genuinely dishonorable. The scat jokes, the attention seeking imagery without really saying anything at all, the juvenile demeanor while essentially just collecting signifiers that want so badly to be seen as musically clever. I've listened through Zappa's discography more times than anyone reasonably should outside the confines of a CIA black site because guys that resonate with this function a lot like dead heads and make it a core aspect of their identity, so whoever isn't initiated should be evangelized too. I've actually sat through a lot of stuff that absolutely honks because of a guy -- entire episodes of Joe Rogan and Lex Fridman podcast, Cum Town, National Lampoon, Megadeth, David Goggins, Mr. Bungle, Faith No More, Dune and Mad Max movies, Slipknot, Star Wars, Led Zeppelin, Rush, Burzum, Tool, Dungeons and Dragons, anything to do with bitcoin or sports betting, Starship Troopers, Death Before Dishonor. Some of it eventually resonated with me after getting older and growing more jaded and fucked in the ass by life -- power electronics, Houllebecq novels, hardcore. Zappa is probably at dead bottom of the list of stuff that still honks because I can't even bring myself to find it endearing for being out of my wheel house in some uncomfortably sincere or Tarzan-like way, it is just unrelentingly hollow and fucking annoying.

À la poubelle

Woof…. Some of these you can’t help but wonder how they got on here

Absolutely shit

This is the 68th album I’m rating. I’ve heard Frank Zappa is great but I’ve never listened to anything he made, I think. Adding to my Playlist - Nothing. Not Adding to my Playlist - Are You Hung Up?, Who Needs the Peace Corps?, Concentration Moon, Mom & Dad, Bow Tie Daddy, Harry, You’re a Beast, What’s the Ugliest Part of Your Body?, Absolutely Free, Flower Punk, Hot Poop, Nasal Retentive Calliope Music, Let’s Make the Water Turn Black, The Idiot Bastard Son, It’s His Voice on the Radio, Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance, What’s the Ugliest Part of Your Body? (Reprise), Mother People, and The Chrome Plated Megaphone of Destiny. All in all I liked 0/18 songs. This was awful but I kinda like it for what it is. It does what it does perfectly but I hate what it does. It makes fun of mainstream music well but it sounds awful.

Well, that was…something. I’m too much of square for this kind of psychedelic/avant-garde music. 1 stars

I can't imagine there was much money to be made from this album.

I wonder if they were on drugs when they made this? 🤔 Got on my tits very quickly

Love me some zappa but this was not good

A sage once said that necessity is “the mother of invention,” but there is nothing necessary about this shit. People insist that Zappa was some sort of genius, but he seems incapable of putting together a tune that’s more than a couple bars long. Another sage said “don’t mistake lack of talent for genius…” I suspect he was thinking of this album.

Wow this is bad, but they were probably too stoned to realize that in 1968. 1 star or F+.

Almost unlistenable. There's not been many on the list that I've just given up on completely before the end, but this one made that particular list.

Talentless.

Nope

shit

An all time low for this list. Absolutely garbage.

What was probably seen as groundbreaking at the time can only be seen with my modern eyes as childishly inept. I could only compare this to modern immature cringeworthy artists like Wheatus and the like. If you want bad taste art rock then check out the Butthole Surfers.

This is ridiculously all over the place. Frank Zappa’s satirical take on the hippie culture of the time doesn’t hold up, but it does shine a light on a phenomenon that happens during any zeitgeist moment…lots of people act like they are a part of a movement just for the attention, when they don’t actually believe in the actual movement…as much as Frank Zappa does, I guess. In other words, SELLOUTS!! He hates them. Musically it’s just a unlistenable mess. It sounds like he simply picked a random 39 minutes of his life, picked up whatever instrument was next to him and hit the record button. He’s sniggering all the way to the bank by making money off of the people he’s laughing at. If he’s trying to get his point across by sounding like shit, he’s missing the real point. You don’t change peoples opinions on societal issues by mocking their intelligence towards an art that he perceives as being sellout, because that art has value to some people regardless of what he thinks or feels. If that “sellout” art changes even one persons mind for the better and the world brightens a little because of it, then it matters…including HIS art. But here it is coming from such a pessimistic point of view. I love the late 60’s psychedelic movement. It was a time of extreme innovation in music in general that has held up more than well, and all he’s doing is saying nobody else could ever be as “real” as he is. Piss on that. Now that I’ve listened through this album for this project, I am grateful that I never have to sit through it again.

Zappa certainly had some great music. This sure in the hell isn’t it.

Can only ask the question "why is this one on the list???" so many times.

Pretty cringe.

Album che migliora progressivamente più abbasso il volume

Well here officially does my fav run of about 7 great albums going back to the bayou … I get that this album is supposed to be satirical but I guess most jokes are lost on me in the bad music.. there’s really only small parts of this I find listenable , although the ugly song was funny

Rating: 0/10 One of the worst albums of all time. This album mocks other bands from this era but is not funny or interesting whatsoever. There was not a single moment of this I enjoyed, a truly heinous piece of shit.

Kids... don't do drugs...

no thanks

Awful

Very experimental, very satirical, very annoying. The most obnoxious part is that right when actual music would start to seep through the nonsense, the nonsense would take over full force and whiplash you back into the fever dream this album was. I can get being annoyed by popular music/culture to the point of making fun of it but this is done so poorly and with no sense of taste that it comes across extremely childish and aggravating. 2/10

This wasn't enjoyable at all.

If you like this album, you are so cool and edgy!! This is maybe the worst album I've come across in the year and a half I've been taking part in listening to these albums. It's so bad and uninteresting. If it was experimental at the time, that's amazing for them, doesn't mean I should have to listen to this unadulterated rubbish If I ever have to listen to this again, something bad has happened. Awful 0/5

I want to like it but I don't. It has some promise but not fully formed.

Wish I could get that 39 minutes and 20 seconds of my life back

Campy and awful. Did not age well.

I'm sorry. I know this is Zappa, and it was meant to be a concept album, but I'm totally lost on the concept. This seems to be a work of monkeys rummaging through a sound archive and gluing the tapes together.

Track 11s name should of been the name of the album.

i cant listen to it LOL.

'Music' shouldn't be this hard work. Just because you *can* play it, doesn't mean that you *should*. Schoolboy humour with endless solos was never going to tick many of my boxes for what makes a great album, and in that way, this didn't disappoint. But in every other way I just found this underwhelming, overrated and over-thought. You're trying too hard, Frank. Maybe finally take a chill pill (or something) and relax a bit. Never trust a hippy. Especially if they try to persuade you that they aren't a hippy.

Nah, man. Not good.

No. Just... no.

Frank Zappa is terrible

Hellish. Literal Hell. Only people in asylums probably listen to this. I wish I could give zero stars.

Evidence for the prosecution in the case of “allowing mankind the ability to record sound was a mistake.”

Too focused on parody and too little on the music. I'm sure they had a blast though. 2/10

Tedious. Intended as a satire of hippiedom, the actual music on We’re Only In It For The Money is of the worst sort of the flower power plinky-plonky bullshit. The random noise is reminiscent of Throbbing Gristle’s exploration with noise and conversation when pioneering Industrial, but it’s done with much less purpose and as such is infinitely less compelling. Worst of all, it’s all done with such smugness. Satire at it’s best reveals our own follies and failings with a necessary humanity. It isn’t an excuse to tell everyone how clever you are, and it certainly shouldn’t be rubbing in how much more clever you are than everybody else. If you can’t recognise the material human reasons for why something needs satirising, you aren’t in a position to properly satirise it. If I’d been in the studio when they were recording it, I’d have had to stop myself physically attacking him for pulling the ‘The first word of this song is discorporate, it means to leave your body’ crap. I’ve seen people do that at open mic poetry nights, and they were always the ones who wrote the most overwrought, pretentious, vapid crap while thinking they were the smartest people in the room. I’m not going to accuse Zappa of not having talent or ideas, he was clearly a gifted guitarist and had lots of ideas. But I don’t think he was a great artist in the same way that I don’t think a lot of the Prog Rock era was great art, a lack of understanding of humanity and a lack of empathy for their subjects. If you compare Zappa to your great experimental novels, The Brothers Karamzov or Ulysses sure, they’re dense and complex but they’re also human. Or heck, compare We’re Only In It For The Money to White Light/White Heat; it’s just as noisy and experimental but Lou Reef had, under all of the posturing, an underlying sense of the humanity of his characters. Zappa feels like he’s satirising humanity as a whole because he doesn’t understand it

So fucking obnoxious.

I'd give this a zero if I could. Unlistenable.

Nope.

With so much good Zappa to choose from it's a shame that this mediocre satire album gets recognition. Hippies certainly deserved the mockery but this is Zappa at hist most annoying, taking on the worst tendencies of the flower power psych pop he's parodying and combining it with his own worst tendencies for fussy over-writing and irritating instrumentation. Apostrophe, Joe's Garage, Roxy & Elsewhere, Zoot Allures, Jazz From Hell, Sheik Yerbouti...these are all far more deserving than this one, who's main value is as a reminder that even their contemporaries thought hippies sucked.

So, has anyone seen those images online where it says something like “Damn Homie! You Got The Whole Squad Laughing!” and it’s just people staring at you stonefaced? That’s my experience with this album. It’s bad satire that constantly thinks it’s making some kind of statement. Like yeah Frank, you showed them. I don’t know who the fuck “them” is (hippies I guess) or why half this album is animal noises and playing with your voice pitch until you sound like the missing fourth member of Alvin and the Chipmunks, but… you really stuck it to them. Also, “Nasal Retentive Calliope Music” and “The Chrome Plated Megaphone of Destiny” are the most painful songs I ever heard. Literally cringeworthy. Like I actually physically cringed during both songs. And I mean that with no irony. Favorite track: lol no nothing here this time

I know a lot of people love Zappa's music. I can't. I appreciate the man and all he stood for and the freedom he exuded and inspired. But I can't find any emotional connection to the sounds.

Eén grote amuzikale gimmick. Dacht dat dit een muzieklijstje was.

Bij het zien van de albumhoes weten we eigenlijk al voldoende: de maffe mothers of invention willen weer schijtlollig doen en een soort parodie maken op bestaande albums. Ze gebruiken hiervoor hun eigen psychedelische rare muziek. Naar teksten luister ik zoals gewoonlijk niet, dus wellicht dat daar allerlei leuke spitsvondigheden in zitten, maar die gaan aan mijn oor verloren. Ik vind het dan soms meer op een soort van Muppet Show lijken, dan dat ik dit serieus moet nemen. Ik heb gewoon geen zin in dit soort schijtlolligheid en heb niet de behoefte om hier open voor te staan. Enorme energievreter is die Zappa, zwaar overschat, dodelijk vermoeiend.

Satire has come a long way since 1968.

That was... something?

Would give a zero if possible. No one likes Frank Zappa.

I get why people hate on hippies now

Nah

This may have been important satire in 1968, but it's essentially "unlistenable" in 2024.

Album started off weird but tolerable, became progressively more annoying, but the insufferable final track ultimately dropped it down to 1-star level

Listened Before? Y I've heard this a few times. Didn't like it before, don't like it now. Edgelord comedy "rock" filled with shock attempts and fart jokes. Lame. Added to Library? N Songs added to playlist: Who Needs The Peace Corps? (only because it's close to being an actual song).

Self-indulgent, but at the time, they had a point.

Ich hab's zweimal versucht und für mindestens dreimal zu wenig geraucht

I don’t like to generalize, I feel most musical projects are subjective and nuanced, but this “album” really just boils down to “weird for the sake of weird”. It feels like the rantings of a sarcastic 14 year old edgelord who thinks they are far more intelligent than anyone else in the world, I guess this is a time when someone who just insults everyone is considered to be groundbreaking? Dunno. But we certainly get it, this guy hates hippies. There’s a lot of jokes in here that continue that 14 year old line of thinking. Occasionally there’s some really interesting psychedelic music, but it’s certainly not densely packed. Parts of this album actually made me consider selling all my hifi equipment and cancelling my Apple Music subscription, it was so unenjoyable. This is not for me. 1 star.

like many others have said, I think you had to be there.

Unpleasant to listen to. Songs aren't coherent enough to actually sound like music, just annoying noise.

Just a bit out there for me

Super weird shit

Awful.

We're Only In It For The Money is crap. It's stupid, it's an awful listen, it's not cohesive or structured, it's random and gives me nothing I want from music. Frank Zappa can fuck off, 1.

Zappa has a strange sense of humor. This is like a Dr. Demento show with nothing to laugh at or enjoy. Zappa was a genius in so many ways. But this is painful to listen to. Every time it starts to sound like music, he goes out of his way to ruin it. I’m sorry I gave this second chance. 1/5

Meh

On one hand I admire someone who makes music that is uniquely them. This album sounds like it was trying to take the piss out of the Beatles, but it was just too weird for me.

Tolerated this while playing Isofarian Guard. Why are you trying my patience? There was one or two moments that I "enjoyed"...but I'm learning that Frank Zappa and his children are just not my favorites.

Geez, I already said Freak Out kinda sounded like a child of Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band (which this current album is parodying) But it was still a shock to see that they had pretty much recreated it's album art for We're Only In It For The Money. As for the album itself, I hate it. While Freak Out! had some good moments at the start, this one had no good moments at all. Every weird or unique thing it tries to do always comes across as jarring, annoying or both. And of course, you can't have a Mothers Of Invention album without the obligatory track of just nothing but laughing and random noises and this album has it. I like some weird albums but this one just proves the point i made in my Freak Out! review, Just because it's satire, doesn't mean it gets an excuse for being bad. Best Song: Lovely Little Girl Worst Song: The Chrome Plated Megaphone Of Destiny

Absolute shit. How can an album have 19 songs and still be under 40 mins? Let's just take a second to thank god it's only 40 minutes eh.

What was that? If you like random noise and songs that you had to be there for, then this album is for you.

Hot Poop would have made a great title track. We get it dude, you hate hippies.

Nah this is dumb.

Probably this has some cultural significance but I thought it was frigging stupid

What the heck was that?

Seriously, kill me now. Can I vote 0?

Yeah, I'm not going to pretend I get anything that was at least prtially created by Frank Zappa. Most likely he was breaking genres that were gone years before I was even born. It's like trying to read Voltaire without knowing the context of his book. Just to much research involved trying to appreciate one guy. I'll politely refuse to do that.

Cosa experimental horrible. Tomaron el Sgt. Pepper e hicieron una parodia psicodélica de él. Poco valor en este disco.

A bit too silly for me.

Ridiculous.

Awful

The Mothers of Inventions huh? Never heard if these guys. 1968 I see Frank Zappa there and heard his name quite a bit in that first track. I don't really like zappa. There are some funny lyrics in here though. I rarely give 1 stars but I just can't with this. I'll listen to What's the Ugliest Part of Your Body? cause that has almost 4 million plays then I'm out. 1 star.

Wouldn't surprise me if this was here only for the cover's bait and switch. The only notable thing about this album is that it made me appreciate kollaps by einstürzende neubauten more, at least they manage to make an interesting experimental noise album

Just a bit shite wasn't it

Just weird for the sake of being weird, really not my thing.

Not my kind of “music” at all.

So odd

1. hung up - 0 2. corpz - 0 3. moon - 0 4. dad - 0 5. phone - 0 6. daddy - 0 7. beazt - 0 8. body - 0 9. free - 1 10. punk - 1 11. poop - 0 12. nazal - 0 13. black - 0 14. zon - 0 15. girl - 0 16. dance - 0 17. body 2 - 0 18. people - 0 19. deztiny - 0

Weird

I don't understand, appreciate, nor care for Frank Zappa's psychedelic rock. This was a strange trip and a complete waste of my time. I want my 40 minutes back.

5/7/24. Just wasn't a fan of this one. I typically appreciate weirdness and potentially controversial or political lyrics, but this one didn't strike a chord with me. It was a bit unique in its defense.

Ennen kun levy lähti soimaan, huomasin, että 60-luvun lopulta… tuumasin, että ettei vaan olis taas hippihörhöilyä ja niinhän se oli. Voihan hezuz sentään…

Sick of this experimental shit

It’s unfortunate there isn’t a negative rating, because I would give a negative rating to this FZ album.

Parodie auf das Album Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band der Beatles. Gelungen? Geschmackssache, schade, Frank Zappa machte später bessere Musik

I love Zappa but that guy must've been off a perc 24/7

I’m really disappointed this album is on here. It sucks. It’s disrespectful to real musicians. It’s not even fun.

Несмешная шутка. Недоразумение.

Worst of the list. ALL TIME

Weiiird

Waus

Theres Sgt peppers. Then there’s The Rolling Stones version that tries to be like it. And then there’s whatever the hell this is. Not really sure what to call it. Guttural noises, nonsensical talking, music that tries to be unique or cool but comes off like hot garbage. This is one of the worst albums in English I’ve had. 1.7/10

Don't like it.

Blech

I like Zappa, but even this was too out there for me.

This is worse than Trout Mask Replica.

What a load of nonsense. Sounds like some talented people just decided to mess about and make stupid things that occasionally almost sound like they could be good.

I'm sure Frank and the gang had a great time making this but I for one didn't enjoy listening to it at all. I'm all for experimentation and weirdness but I'd at least like the music to not be shit. You can have weird stuff in a song or album but an album of weird shit and noises just isn't enjoyable.

Knew this would suck from the cover.

WTF

I’m glad it’s over. I am a big fan of the Beatles, but, admittedly, Sgt. Peppers is pretty low on my list. I give them credit for the “creative” nature of the dubbing and production, but I don’t enjoy the music as well. How could I, then, enjoy a parody of that? Zappa didn’t invent the technique, he simply used it as his personal protest against “the machine”. I liked Hot Rats, but this is hot garbage.

bullshit

All. The. Drug. Frank Zappa is a weird dude.

A Zappa haiku (for Jimi): I am into the idea of Frank Zappa. But I don't like this.

Yeah, not sure who this appeals to, but it ain’t me. The thing with music is that it should sound… well, you know, good. This doesn’t.

Really? They may be a group of creative musicians but for my tastes overly creative. I want music. Lyrics are secondary. This a collage of sounds, very 60's improvisation. Honestly, boring.

Not entertaining

Cannot understand or appreciate this at all. Even as satire, it is very difficult to listen to

This was a wildly uncomfortable listening experience.

An eclectic sound, but nothing memorable ... the esteem that some people hold for TMOI is not deserved.

Once again tried to listen but just can’t get through it

Maybe some good satire in the 60s but this is just some strange stuff. They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, so their digs on the Beatles must say something. Cool that John Lennon actually joined them onstage at a concert in the 70s. A weird, messy album. Yikes, did these people not have anything better to do!? Chipmunk voices, seriously?! 1.5 stars at best. Maybe more like 1. Shocked this made it on the list. 😬

I thought I had heard some strange albums but this is by far the strangest album I have ever heard. It is so odd that it starts to get disturbing. The lyrics even started touching on some serious topics in a very creepy way. It felt like a window into someone's mind on a bad shroom trip displaying their insecurities and deepest thoughts in a twisted fashion. Im not sure why anyone would want to produce or buy this album. Did I like it? No. Did it do something unique and interesting. Yes. Was it really grating and stressful to listen to at work. 100% 1 star

"We're Only In It For The Money" seems to be the motto of the album. It's an attempt to squeeze some money out of junk.

nok den største "hvad laver den her på listen" endnu. don't get the joke

Interessant at høre virkelig dygtige musikere spille noget virkelig fjollet musik, men der var godt nok langt imellem ting der lød godt sys jeg. Og jeg er med på at det er satire, men tror måske man skulle ha være der? (der = San Francisco, 1967)

I did not enjoy this album at all. Too much random noise with odd dialogue, and the music is all over the place. Not my type of music, and it truly must be an acquired taste. Will definitely not listen to it again. Favorie Song(s): N/A

I wish I could give this zero stars. Nothing but random annoying noises and bad vocals. I'm sure art snobs could call it a masterpiece, but it's dog shit.

En tiedä, kestääkö vitsi. Muusikon kykyjä jengillä on, mutta onko tarpeeksi, kun menee niin kolinaksi - ylilyönti.

I'll never understand Zappa

Grating nonsensical sounds and conversations are interspersed annoyingly throughout, which ruins any musicality of the album. It's a lot worse than the music that it attempts to satire.

Has me seriously considering abandoning this project

Frank je te pisse au cul tu es le pire artiste de l'histoire de la musique.

Ich freue mich schon auf den Tag, wo hier ein Album erscheint und ich denke: Geil! Da habe ich richtig Bock drauf und freue mich, es rauf und runter zu hören. Zuletzt waren es für mich eher Ausflüge, die ich machen musste und gar keinen Bock drauf hatte.. Aktuell bin ich vielleicht zu kritisch und zu wenig offen für Musik, die nicht der aktuellen, stereotypischen Elektro-Pampe entspricht. Ich frage mich aber wirklich, warum manche Alben hier drin sind. Ist es, weil sie anders sind? Ist es, weil es irgendein Detail gibt, was es zuvor nicht gab? Achte ich zu wenig auf die Texte? Bin ich das Problem? Ist es, weil das Albumcover eines der bekanntesten Alben ever parodiert? I don't know. Für mich ist "We're only in it for the money" wie ein Spielball von LSD-Trippenden Menschen, die beim jammen zufällig das Mikro an einen Kassettenrekorder angestöpselt haben. Ist auch mal schön, dass ein Album nicht nach Jahrzehnten nochmal hochglanzpoliert wurde und man die Qualität von früher konserviert. Angenehm ist es trotzdem nicht. Oder meine Boxen sind kaputt.. "Bow Tie Daddy" fand ich zwischendurch mal erfrischend, das hat aber nur 33 Sekunden angehalten. Die Rifffolge (Bin mir nicht sicher, ob ich das Richtige meine) bei "Absolutely Free" hat mir gut gefallen. Und "Nasal Rezeptive Calliope Music" hat mich abgeholt. Eine entspannte Abfolge von harmonischen Klängen, die ich sofort verstanden habe *hust*. Es soll ja auch Horrotrips beim LSD-Konsum geben.. "The Idiot Bastard Son" hat mir noch einigermaßen wenig verschreckt. Ansonsten frage ich mich, was ich hier gerade gemacht habe..

- Ne danke! Rating: 0 / 5

Great satire is also great art. This is neither. This is just a lazy collection of cheap shots taken at easy targets with slipshod production and no care put towards making anything resembling good music.

Noise fest

Sounds like a bunch of people trolling

You'd need drugs to bother with this shit.

This is an accurate representation of insomnia. And why would you want to listen to that?

Wow. So aggravating and annoying. Unlistenable.

Its like if someone let a bunch of hippies of the street and said we've got a ton of money so sure we'll make an album out of whatever you do and the hippies were like yeah okay and just pretended to sing/talk nonsense into a mic and bang on the instruments in the studio fro an hour.

You ever get on the bus and there's some students on there talking loudly because they think everyone should hear how funny their banter is?

Just weird

Did they invent ASMR back in the 60s?

Listening to this is what it must have felt like being on all those drugs for them.

Batshit.

Pass. Not really my scene, man…

So first off, I'm a fan of Zappa and weird music. That said, this was all over the damn place. I enjoyed the music enough to finish the entire album but can't say I'd ever listen to this again. I appreciate the satire of the album but a little more focus would have done wonders for re-play-ability.

Nope

OK Best album cover ever I rarely describe music as awful, but. oof.

Lil too druggy for me

1/10, no, bad, don't listen to this

Not for me. I want to like Frank Zappa but it's all just too random for my liking.

the cynical viewpoint is not interesting because it is so simplistically expressed. The music is interesting in very short bursts but the vocals are aloof and robbed of richness they could have had if they were just straightforward recordings and not sped up. I can't say I will ever actively listen to this again because there is nothing of enduring interest to me. I like humor, criticism and experimentation but I am not interested in this desire to just reactively kick something in a slapped together fashion.

I had a vague idea because my ex is a huge Zappa fan but this is worse than I imagined. Unlistenable. And taking pot shots at an easy target. And personally I don’t think The Beatles were ‘only in it for the money’. Even if they were, so what? They wrote some classics that survive the decades unlike this nonsense. Get the feeling Zappa always thought he was the smartest person in the room, in a condescending way. O stars if that was a thing

Favorite songs: none Interesting to listen to from a historic perspective but the concept album is not my thing.

Nothing better to describe it than straight trash.

This is not for me. Maybe you had to be there?

If you have any questions, listen to 'The Chrome Plated Megaphone of Destiny'.

What in the actual F@#$. I am so confused. Much of the content is on serious subjects but the music is so random and so horrible that I cant take it serious if tried. I only know that if there is "concept album" in the description I need to be worried.

This album was total garbage.

Weird and dissonant

Gets one star only because there is no 0 option

This was hell on my ears. Very tough listen and I hope to never hear another album by these clowns again. I am assuming they'd appreciate being called clowns since they make clown music. Go away with this bullshit. I wish I can score in the negatives.

1 Oh God, it gets worse than Freak Out. The majority of this album is just noise, and when it isn’t, it’s pretty much just Zappa ranting and telling hippies to get off of his lawn. While I would like to at least appreciate the group taking a shot at The Beatles with the album title and cover, is Sgt. Pepper’s really the most exemplary of the group vying for commercial success? If anything, the album was probably a bold jump for the group. I have quite a few criticisms to aim at The Beatles myself, but being overly greedy is probably not one of them - I don’t think they would have broken up the group if that was the case. Just because someone makes their music listenable doesn’t automatically mean they’re a sellout, Zappa. It’s pretty clear that the music here is intentionally made to be unpalatable, so with that in mind, I would say my biggest issue with this album (and Zappa’s work in general) is its cynicism. People seem to think Zappa’s attempts at attacking and satirizing American culture and music has a punk spirit to it, but for me, punk music should stand for something, and this doesn’t stand for anything - it’s just about hating everything, and I think that makes Zappa come off as kind of an asshole. So, bad takes, bad music, what does that leave us with? Oh yeah, a 1.

Wasn't for me.

What's the ugliest part of this album? Some say it's the goofy vocal interpolations. Some say it's the mean-spirited jabs at hippie culture. But I think it's the music. I think it's the music. Sometimes Frank Zappa was too smart for his own good. Don't get me wrong, quite often, this record is a great parody. I only wish some of the jokes about both "phony hippies" and their square counterparts didn't repeat themselves so much. But I guess such a wearisome repetition is part of the dada-inspired endeavor suggested in the album's title. So, OK. You see, kiddies, the cultural war that's currently going on in the US isn't anything new, and if this record has one merit, it's that it documents that sixties version of it. Also appreciated the jabs at the music industry, by the way. The line between blatant cynicism and shrewd opportunism has never been all that clear when it comes to Zappa's ethos, so maybe one shouldn't take those jabs at face value. That's still an interesting ambiguity here, one among many others. If you add all those ambiguities up, Zappa's lyrical program might even remind you of a Thomas Pynchon novel, where the author mindfucks with you on one page only to give in to slapstick comedy on another--both acts being actually part of the same program, of course. All of this is fine and well, but the problem is that if the music in this LP was as interesting as its concept, I would *really* have my fun. Newflash: apart from a couple of moments on the second side, the music in *We"re Only In It For The Money* is dull and ridiculous. Yeah, I know, it's ridiculous *on purpose*. Doesn't change the fact that it's dull. Of course, a record bearing such a provocative name needs to have "stupid" music in it. But did it need to be stupid *to such an extent*? What works so well in *Freak Out* or *Hot Rats* is that most of the compositions in them are great. Only later, when you finish counting all the layers of irony--slyly sprinkled at first, then bellowed through a bullhorn at the end--that's when you finally understand where Zappa is really coming from. This is how you execute a dada concept well in my book. By giving to your audience different ways to look at it. And incidentally, it's also how you can make your work go through the years better. I mean, who really cares about the structural hypocrisy of American flower power today, apart from us music geeks and historians? That's right, nobody. So in comparison to other Zappa records that I know of and can appreciate, I think *We"re Only In It For The Money* ultimately falls victim of its own titular program. The album is an important one in terms of "concept", sure. But it's mostly an excruciating listen. And jeeze louise, Zappa can call me "square" from his grave all he wants, god rest his soul, I'm still taking that album business seriously. At least seriously enough to call the man's bluff. For all intents and purpose, *We"re Only In It For The Money* is a dud. At the end of the day, a self-conscious dud is still a dud no matter what. 1/5 for the purposes of this list, translating to a 6/10 grade for more general purpose, mostly for "historical" importance (5+1). Number of albums left to review: 425 Number of albums from the list I find relevant enough to be mandatory listens: 264 Albums from the list might* include in mine later on: 141 Albums from the list I won't include in mine (many others are more essential to me): 175 (including this one)

It's not good. It was short but even then it was too long. It was really eccentric. Go ahead skip it.

This is what happens when (-surprise!) your commune wants to start a band and you're force to sing or move out. I had this happen to me once in 'Frisco. We had this head honcho, we'll call him "Dave" he was in charge of growing all the food in the backyard, but he really wanted to play music and thought himself quite the comedian. Truth is, everyone hated "Dave", but he grew the best eggplant. Anyhow, Dave and his jokes, that only he laughed at, and his overinflated eggplant decided the commune should start a band. And, this band would be dedicated to making silly songs and being as 'far out' as possible. That's about the time that I decided to head to another commune across the street where they just ate mushrooms, smoked a ton of weed and had group sex all day. But, that's a different eggplant story.

This feels like music that was meant to be listened to while high, but if I got stoned and listened to this it would give me a massive panic attack so I’m not really sure who this is for.

Cheesy. I don’t do the drugs required to enjoy this.

like nails on a chalkboard

Previously rated Hot Rats as 4 stars. Also own a copy of WOIFTM on cd, but had not listened to it for at least 20 years or so. In my memory: a 3-star perhaps 4-star album on a good day. 2023 view: Anti-hippie and right-wing mockery is fine of course. However, the typical Frank Zappa way in which this is done makes the whole album (not only the final "song") almost completely unlistenable and highly annoying, despite some catchy tune here and there. It is just not funny at all in contrast to the Real FZ autobiography, which is a great read! So: 1 star (2/10) despite its historical value.

Apart from some suggestions of melodies (e.g., Flower punk) this is completely unlistenable.

Ik dacht dat ik dit wel leuk zou gaan vinden na de beschrijving gelezen te hebben. Maar dit is gewoon een bende van een album. Ik weet niet wat voor drugs je op moet hebben hiervoor, maar ik zal wel op het verkeerde gezeten hebben.

Too weird for me. Frank Zappa is very strange

Highlights: Mother People Leave Em's: Nasal Retentive Calliope Music, Harry, You're A Beast, The Chrome Plated Megaphone Of Destiny Overall Thoughts: I do not comprehend what I listened to in this album. This is one of the strangest things I've ever heard. Everything from the song titles to the rip off of the Beatles album cover conveys such a crazy vibe. I didn't like hardly any of it and the stuff that was reminiscent of music was quickly cut into by either abrasive sounds, or off the cuff lyrics. This feels like a satirical album, however most satirical music that I have heard in the past has been some fun to listen to, this was not. Score Breakdown: 1.627 & 1 -> 1.314

not a fan

This record is a time machine. 40 minutes feels like two hours. And it's a long two hours. This sucks.

Isso me pareceu como completamente datado. Esperava que tivesse efeito ma minha mente, só senti que precisava de algum aditivo para entrar na onda do disco.

Shit

Actually questioning my own taste in music as I read all these 4 and 5 star reviews.

TRACKS: Are You Hung Up? [1] Who Needs The Peace Corps? [3] Concentration Moon [2] Mom & Dad [3] Telephone Conversation [1] Bow Tie Daddy [2] Harry, You’re A Best [1] What’s The Ugliest Part Of Your Body? [3] Absolutely Free [2 Flower Punk [1] Hot Poop [1] Nasal Retentive Calliope Music [1] Let’s Make The Water Turn Black [2] The Idiot Bastard Son [1] Lonely Little Girl [2.5] Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance [2] What’s The Ugliest Part Of Your Body? – Reprise [3] Mother People [3] The Chrome Plated Megaphone Of Destiny [1]

Interesting and satirically relevant to its time as it may be, it's not something I can casually experience, so it's difficult to truly enjoy. I've heard it, so it met its purpose on the list. Don't think I'd ever chose to go back to it.

Hard to listen to, and not enjoyable. Novelty songs about all of the people they don’t like.

3/10

Perhaps funny in the 60’s. Not today though.

Mmh

Sucesión de canciones extrañas sin ningún tipo de orden ni filosofía. No sé por qué está este disco metido en este ranking. Lo definiría como pop-rock psicodélico

I honestly have no idea what the fuck to do with Zappa's work. There is a lens that you need to view his work through and boy I don't got it. This is satyrical, absurd, and a real chore to listen to.

Album blague. Haha. Critique des Beatles et des bricolages sonores chiants expérimentaux. Sauf que résultat l'album est rempli de bricolages sonores expérimentaux idiots qui dénoncent les bricolages sonores des autres. Haha. Résultat c'est répétitif et chiant, le côté subversif s'est perdu dans le temps aujourd'hui que les Beatles sont toujours aussi écoutés et que Franck Zappa est plutôt oublié. Quelques chansons qui copient la veine pop des Beatles sont ecoutables, mais toujours bien en dessous des originaux. Seules quelques paroles sauvent l'ensemble. A la limite "the ugliest part of your body". Donc un grand bof bof qui a du être drôle et polémique la semaine de sa sortie, mais difficilement supportable aujourd'hui.

Expletives warning... "Hot Poop"? More like hot fucking garbage. Jesus fucking Christ whenever I see something Zappa related I swear a part of me dies and falls off. I have nothing positive to say about this shite. Total dogshit.

Very weird musical experience and lyrics

Wow was this irritating.

What... was this album?

Utter rubbish. If this was experimental, then I'm glad. So we can mark this down as a failure and move on.

There are several things I think of as I get through my second listening of this album. Firstly, I've never been a fan of Frank Zappa. That hasn't changed here, and also doesn't help when it comes to unpacking this album as a whole. Secondly, the fact that it comes as a parody, utilises a parody of The Beatles album cover, and was recorded in 1968 leads me to believe that to truly appreciate its quirkiness, I need to be stoned or on LSD or both. Thirdly, I'm certain the lyrics are clever and cutting, but given it was recorded over 50 years ago leads me to believe it has... dated somewhat in that arena. In the long run, it is the first point that I think weighs so heavily on my own rating of this album. It's hard to get past an artist that you don't really have a connection with to try and get the most out of an album. "Absolutely Free" appears the closest to a song that I could accept. The rest is rather average in my opinion.

Yeah, it's a no for me.

This has been such a tough one to get through. I don't know if they were aiming for being funny, but I personally cannot find enjoyment in this at all. 1.25/10

not for me ta.

There are only a couple of tracks here that can generously be called songs. It's mostly enlightened centrist anti-zeitgeist horseshit. Best track: Let's Make the Water Turn Black

Dit gaat echt weer veel te ver, hoor!

Hier kan ik echt werkelijk 10x niks mee

De mensen die vinden dat dit een baanbrekend album zou zijn moeten zich laten nakijken.

Dirge.

This was horrible. I really like some Zappa, but the chipmunk singing...

Just.....no. A lot of noise.

Nah

I've heard about Frank Zappa for a long time and wondered what the best entry point is for his music. This wasn't it for me. Impish and experimental, the album makes fun of 60's culture and music. I'm sure this felt radical at the time but it feels like a relic now. There aren't enough standout moments to elevate it beyond being a curiosity of the era. "What's the Ugliest Part of Your Body?" was my favorite. Absurd and goofy and parodies 60's R&B very well, but it's real goal is to shake you out of your mundane existence and tell you that your life is a lie. I think that's the goal of the whole album but this was the only time that message really clicked and worked for me.

The whole album is obviously a commentary on some world/societal topics. Lots of lyrics about abuse from cops- I'm up to track 4 and I think I've heard a lyric about that in 3 songs so far. There's this thing that pervades in Frank Zappa projects that just sort of annoys me... so much of his music comes across as weirdly pompous, even though his whole shtick is that he makes experimental music and fights conventionality (which is usually attractive to me). I don't fully understand why I feel this way, and to be honest I've probably only heard maybe like a third of his released material across all of his projects so maybe I'm not well versed enough to give it an objective critique. I feel this in this release too. There's just these overwhelming concepts that I feel like are just being screamed at me from Zappa / the band. "THIS IS ART." "LISTEN TO OUR ART AND FEEL SOMETHING." "OUR ALBUM COVER IS LIKE SGT. PEPPERS." "LOOK AT ME IN A DRESS ON THE ALBUM COVER." Maybe it's because I'm in a great mood and I don't feel like ingesting art that is critiquing everything, but in the simplest form of experiencing music, this just isn't enjoyable for me to listen to. There's a lyric on track 7, "Harry, You're a Beast": "You paint your head Your mind is dead You don't even know what I just said That's you, American womanhood" [then burping pig sounds, cacophonous chimes] "You're phony on top, you're phony underneath You lay in bed & grit your teeth" I just, I dunno man. Maybe if the music here was some amazing melody or some really incredibly written hook or something I would enjoy this part, but I can't help but think "who hurt you?". I do understand the idea that this was experimental at the time, and also could be seen as a form of "punk" music in a rebellious sense and without typical punk timbres like distorted guitars, fast drums, and aggressive vocals. It's outsider (ish)! It's the artists saying "we are seeing things in the world that we don't like and we are using our music as a vehicle to express these feelings" and I respect and appreciate that. It's interesting to me that an overarching theme in this listening project is the listener's context in experiencing the music. On a different day, maybe I would be enjoying this more- even now, I'm listening to track 9, "Absolutely Free", and it is cool sounding. It has meter changes, interesting melodies, instrumentation at times that isn't what I would expect for the 1960's (like the ending 20 seconds of music). But I guess that's just part of the experience and listener context is inherent, ubiquitous, and unavoidable. I read that Jimi Hendrix on the album cover (far right) is actually him in person. I just gotta give it a 1/5.

Not my cup of tea.

Just noise. Couldn’t wait for it to finish.

Not good.

Прослушано! Откровенная Мура, вообще не понял набор звуков.

Listening to this made me irrationally angry

Maybe it was funny at the time, but humour has moved on since the late '60s. To be any good, comedy albums need to be both really funny and musically excellent. This is neither. Rating: 1.5/5 Playlist track: What's The Ugliest Part Of Your Body? Date listened: 10/11/22

I don’t get its

This album proves, rather conclusively, that a recording of a bunch of guys talking amongst themselves as they fool around does not make for great music.

Not really my vibe

It’s a big NO from me Just not the genre of music that appeals to me, having listened to it I wouldn’t do so again

Surely there was another album that could've squeezed into the 1001 list over this bullshit. Horrid late 60s nonsense. Gotta be one of the worst albums on this list. 1/10.

Really stupid and somewhat annoying. The more album sits with me the more I wanted to buy a vinyl of it just destroy it

style of music is unique.

what? what did i listen to? i’m not entirely sure this is art or even music. the reoccurring whispering was awful and grating to my ears. it was plain weird and not in the charming way. there was a nice piano solo, but uh. that’s all. i respect frank zappa a lot both personally and professionally, but this was one of the worst albums on this list. i just have so many questions for zappa. i’ll never get them answered. but thank goodness he moved away from the kazoo in this album. i can say the personnel notes were the most amusing i have ever seen.

This is more tolerable than the other Mothers of Invention album on this project. But just barely. I can at least see what the intended purpose was: to parody The Beatles and the hippie movement. This album's scope was much more specific and carried a message encouraging people to rebel against binary social and political thinking. This made it a little further from drivel and closer to making an important statement. But still. I didn't like it.

My god it's random, but not in a good way.

My thoughts on finishing this album were something along the lines of: What just happened? I feel like my brain is leaking out of my ears. Did people get paid actual money to do this? I only listened to the first 15-20 seconds of most tracks because that's all I could take. Not even "so bad it's good."

I kept thinking over and over again: “Just because you can doesn’t mean you should.”

I do like myself an ADHD trip from time to time. I mean, I listen to Fantomas and They Might Be Giants -- by choice. But the individual fleeting components have to be good. This is maybe 10% good and none of the good bits get to stick around for long before they move on to the next whatever.

This is another one of those albums where it helps to be stoned to truly love it. I'm gonna need to take a whole lotta more of whatever they took.