Apocalypse Dudes by Turbonegro

Apocalypse Dudes

Turbonegro

2.89
Rating
22125
Votes
1
10%
2
25%
3
38%
4
22%
5
6%
Distribution

Reviews (page 8 of 8)

Hahahahahahahahahaha this is fucking dreadful.

It is very one note and doesn't sustain its 47 minute runtime. It's generic at its best, but often it's just plain annoying for my ears. Were it up to me, it probably gets thrown in the recycle bin.

This was insufferable. They even tarnished David Bowie 😢

Why is this on here?

Amateur hour

Yikes!!! Hard to finish

Once again I have to wonder what the authors of 1001 were smoking when they compiled this list. Although they're Norwegian they sound like your average American metal group from the 90s. Inane lyrics and cliched guitar riffs. I think I would prefer Norwegian Death Metal to this.

Norwegian glam. I’ve heard it all. As empty as a North Sea facing fjord?

This album is garbage. Why is it on this list?

This is a joke, right? A very bad joke...

Haha, wat een rommel! Sorry voor mogelijke liefhebbers 🙂.

This was a perfectly fine and fun record but I definitely wouldn't consider it as one of the greatest of all time. Some of the songs would be alright on a lesser Tony Hawk game (one of the ones after Pro Skater)

I... didn't hate the music? As long as you don't listen to close. Because the closer you listen the worse it gets. I'm lookin' at you, "Rock Against Ass," "Don't Say Motherfucker, Motherfucker," and "Good Head." A lot of it is cringe-i-ly juvenile upon closer inspection. I don't get these dudes. The album cover looks like something from a metal band. They describe themselves as "deathpunk." They are neither of these things. Maybe on other albums? Then I looked up pictures. Hahahahahahaahahahahahaha... whew let me catch my breath... hahahahahahaaha. Happy-Tom's (cause that's his name) sailor schtick! But it's unfair to just target Happy-Tom, because the whole band's look is... somethin'. And the denim phase! I was feeling like giving them a generous 2 before finding out more about them and their aesthetic.

Lyrics are trash. 1 to 1.25

This album started out sounding like a bunch of college dudes who used their student loan money to buy ESP guitars, Marshall stacks, and an array of pedals. Then it just went down from there. They lost me with Rendezvous with Anus, if not even before. Beginning to question Dimery’s album selection.

This whole album confused me, I listened to a few songs but they all blended into one and my ears started to protest so I gave up.

not for me

Listened to one song. Just metal. Trash.

"They were advised that a band named Nazipenis would never sell records, so they chose Turbonegro as a more consumer-friendly choice." So it's like cheesy, punk skewed cock rock from Norway a decade too late? This sucks.

Bunch of power chords and screaming. Not very impressed.

What a tragedy

Abjectly beige. The passionless delivery of "Do anything you wanna do" seals the deal. The line with the title in it is similarly empty, but at least there's the lampshading inherent to "dude". The single version of the rodeo tune is strictly better, but listening to it twice was not worth the time.