Music Has The Right To Children

I'm really not into all the counting, crying, and moaning in the background of the songs here. I absolutely cannot finish this one, I'm sorry to all the fans of this shit.

Like playing a low stakes video game

Hate this style of electronica

No

Booooring

Electronic music, even one that has more chill vibes than other albums, is just not for me. I gave the first few songs a listen to give it a chance, but I dnf.

I got nuthin, pass.

Pretty lame. Kind of dreamy kind of moody competently assembled. Im willing to be harsh, it's a no from me.

This is completely unappealing to me, so just don’t see it

Langweilig

As a dear friend described this album to me: Terrible and vaguely unsettling. At least it's 71 MINUTES LONG. Couldn't wait for this to be over.

This album has the same vibe as that really weird sims DS game. I don’t like that vibe for my songs why did I have to hear this album

Too many creepy kids voices

Too sober for this

I really really really don't like this. It's like it is in eternal waiting mode and nothing happens but you're still stuck waiting and hanging around.

Mi fa crescere la follia

aiuto raga che fatica arrivare alla fine

L'ho ascoltato 10 minuti, dopodiché le mie orecchie hanno incominciato a sanguinare.

Ammetto che in generale faccio fatica a entrare in sintonia con la musica elettronica, quindi probabilmente “non sei tu, sono io”, ma onestamente non vedevo l’ora che questo album finisse.

W T actual F. Had to pause this and look at the Wiki to see if it was some sort of joke. Sounds like the sound track to every low budget 90s sci-fi movie.

Like a horror movie soundtrack

Not for me on this day.

The sound of robots procreating.

Now I know why the faces are not seen...

Super boring

Detesto eletrônica mas pensei que podia vir uma boa surpresa só pq gostei da capa. Tava totalmente enganada.

gibberish

Forest for the Trees did it better

Useless background music.

Not my thing

not good

Music Has the Right to Children presents itself as a monotonous soundscape devoid of vitality, failing to captivate listeners with its lacklustre melodies and repetitive rhythms. The album's sombre tone and droning ambiance contribute to a sense of tedium rather than evoking any sense of emotion or excitement. While some may appreciate its minimalist approach, for many, it feels like a missed opportunity for creativity and engagement. Surprisingly, given Scotland's rich musical heritage, this album stands out as one of the few disappointments in the Scottish alternative music scene. NUMBER OF BANGERS - 0 STAND OUT TRACKS - None

Just dumb. Toss this whole genre on the funeral pyre already.

Music Has The Right To Make Me Feel or Think Something. This album didn’t. Esto va pa ti vencent, how is this shit “increíble”, sentía que estaba perdiendo mi sanidad con cada canción que pasaba, era un endless void of synths, acoustics and some fucking samples from Sesame St. Peor álbum que he tenido el disgusto de escuchar.

I do not like electronica, and this is everything I hate about it. Formless, shapeless, chronically repetitive. Like someone dropped a paperweight on a computer.

A.I.tinnitus

Another band I've never heard of. Electronica. Too fucked up for me to devote 71 minutes of my life to. Adios. ⭐ __________________________________ 🎧 LPs reviewed: 45 🎧 LPs left to review: 956 🎧 LPs I found great/relevant enough to be mandatory listens (5): 11 🎧 LPs I *might* include in my own list (4): 14 🎧 LPs I will certainly *not* include in mine (1-2): 11

Too weird for me

Found it to be generally boring

BAD!! I got to song 3 and had to stop. I am not even open to hearing anything else from this artist. Brutal.

lose

ajme ne mogu ja ovu elektroničku glazbu, nisan mogla ni dovrsit, bas mi je dosadan.

Šta je ovo

skroz bzvz

Ma bezveze..oce li vise doc pisem s ricima

Ugh...not my thing. I tried.

Das kann sich doch kein Mensch anhören. Schrecklich.

Dull as all fuck. I love this genre but there’s nothing interesting happening here.

Abbruch nach der Hälfte, einfach schrecklich.

once again not my kind of music

This was a bunch of noises. Some of them remind me of the noises I used to hear as a child. DNF

It's the music you would hear in the backrooms, very liminal space. If I were high, I'd enjoy this, but I'm not so it's a 1.

10/100 Based on this scale: 1 star - 0 to 19 2 stars - 20 to 39 3 stars - 40 to 59 4 stars - 60 to 79 5 stars - 80 to 100 No. Just no. Stop it with this nonsense. Why? Is this a prank?

couldn't tell when it finished

warum "muss" man des hören?

Dull, even a bit more so than the other electronic albums on this list I've had to suffer through. If it was going for something, which I'm not sure if it was, it didn't resonate with me.

what the fuck

Boring ambient music

.....the fuck? In no way does this constitute good music, let alone music itself. What's that Kipling quote? "It is interesting but is it art?"

Just noise, and not good noise. Not for me. Hoped it would be like Moby but sadly not

Terrible. None of the songs have any substance. Maybe it’s just not my type of music, I just truly don’t get it.

La verdad no me gustó nada y me frustra no poder entenderlo

Weird ambient electronica bullshit. I was on board for the first couple tracks, but then The Color of the Fire killed all the momentum and I was done.

Hmmm let me find a beat then repeat it 200x to make a 3 min song… really incredible they know the colour orange and can count to 10… inspiring…. my 6 year old niece could compose more complex and interesting music… absolute trash…

Heard before: yes This is at least the 5th or 6th time I've tried to get into this record. It's starting to click a little, I'm grooving with it a little more on a rainy day, but ... nope. Still kinda dull. Maybe after 4 or 5 more times through... Top tracks: Aquarius, Open The Light, Sixtyten

A concoction of moisture without musical arrangement. This was a very irritating album to try and listen to for review. Yet another example of an album that does not warrant being on 1001 albums you should hear. Absolutely woeful.

Did not enjoy. Electronica is not my thing

Not my kind of music at all

I’d rather have a lobotomy than listen to this again

Ick

Music has the right to children but maybe not this album. Pretty meh. I've heard significantly better from other electronic albums. If you enjoy repetitive sounds and washing machine noises, this is for you.

oh my good ness. I don’t know if it’s just me or what but I could not stand this album. It was so obnoxious and repetitive and just omg. I genuinely tried to be interested but I couldn’t! It was annoying.

Me voy a pegar un tiro en las bolas con este disco. Y me faltan escuchar 992 discos todavía. Que poronga por favor.

Techno-trance and boring at that. I just couldn’t get into this and that’s really rare for me.

Not a fan

Red hot garbage.

And then there's this. Sod off British (or any country) electronica. Apparently this was a landmark electronica album but I don't know why. It went even trippier? Softer? It inspired music in Minecraft and other video games? Boring. I found myself waiting for it to be over or not even wanting to wait for it to finish. That's borderline 1 territory. I couldn't take it by the time I got to Aquarius (or maybe that was a really annoying song...Orange! Shut up) and I started skipping to next tracks.

Not for me

I’m assuming they are referring to the sound of children randomly hitting keys. Which appears to be what this is. If music was this easy we would all be making it.

good for napping mb?

Ugh. Long and boring

What? Wtf does this album title even mean? This frigging sucks. And it's creepy. Get lost, Board of Canada, you're not representing our fine country appropriately and you're not even from here!!! This should be removed in favour of a Hip or BNL record.

I didn't like this album at all, so I don't have a favorite song.

Made it 3 tracks in. Maybe you “had to be there?”

Space cult music. Weird in a way that wasn’t remotely fun. Skipped most the songs 45 seconds in.

Just to be clear: no one has the right to children.

Not my cup of tea. 2/5 or 1/5

hipster crap

What the f*#k was that? How is this album even on the list? To me that was unlistenable.

I couldn't finish listening to this. Inane and boring.

Every song feels like it's either a rap beat or just plain boring. Awful, awful album

The album has a weird, ominous vibe that just makes you uncomfortable while you listen. It’s interesting that it’s able to create this feeling, but it doesn’t make for good music when it feels like you’re slipping into a dementia haze. Despite most songs feeling icky and weird, there are a couple tracks that feel like you’re on a cloud, mostly near the end of the album.

Seldom I hear music which is so at odds with my taste...

Can’t give it 0

Pff, ik mag na 46 jaar toch wel wat meer op mijn gevoel afgaan. Alle alarmbellen gingen af en toch heb ik het aangezet..

Deux événements se sont aujourd'hui produits, qui me laissent tous deux dans l'incompréhension la plus totale: 1. Mon manager a refusé le premier prototype d'enceinte de 4m sur 5 que je lui ai soumis. 2. Que fout cet album dans la liste de Robert?

Noodling

I don't like this music.

two boring electronic albums in a row....not a good week for me

No thank you.

Pure background. Reading the critical response to this album on the Wikipedia page makes me feel like I come from another planet. A lot of this kind of music tends to come off ponderous and repetitive and this is a prime example here. Like an album whose prime directive was 'don't bother anyone'.

To quote the late Norm Macdonald, "critics called it everything, from shit to fucking shit."

No thanks.

Coñazo electrónico. Son simples ritmos repetidos hasta el aburrimiento.

1 1/2

After the first two tracks, I felt that some research was needed to enlighten my mind... I still don't understand it. "I love you"? What does that even mean in the concordian mind of electronica?

Hard to find anything positive about this, 1 hour of electronic noise over some ambiance music

Didn't find anything to enjoy with this.

Sorry but this feels like noise to me rather than music

I got through it but it was tough. Might be a classic of the genre for all I know but not for me.

Not my style of music, only listened to 3 songs before I turned it off

Boring electronic album. A genre of music that just doesn’t interest me. 2.0/10

Notes: 😳 ok… weird off the bat. If you listen to this album on a regular basis then there’s an 83% chance you’re a serial killer. This album was designed for use in Guantanamo. This album is how they brainwashed the numbers into Masons head. Really not a fan of random background noise being a focal part of all of your songs (I also hate kids singing or having lines in a song so one of them I found especially awful) Realised I don’t need to do this. Nobody’s forcing me to listen to this. I’m an adult. I can do what I want. Wow the album just gave me an epiphany - 5 stars. Jk it’s fucking awful 0 stars gave up at song 10 “Roygbiv” which actually was a nicer sounding one of the lot but I’m not subjecting myself to anything else

Absolute rubbish

Not a fan.

Dogshit

arty rubbish

Estos se fumaron algo fuerte antes de componer esta música?

This was a terrifying experience.

Did not listen