Honky Tonk Masquerade by Joe Ely

Honky Tonk Masquerade

Joe Ely

2.68
Rating
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Horrendous, it would get a zero if that was an option

I can't believe I was actually expected to listen to this awfulness

В Стара Загора като се кажело за нещо "Това е много кънтри" значело ще е мега тъпо :D

shove it up yer bollocks.

Probably shit

Þetta gerir nákvæmlega ekkert fyrir mig.

I knew I was in for a slog with a title like 'Honky Tonk Masquerade'. I try to be an open church. I'm accepting of most musical styles ... but I do struggle with Country and Western. I got through the album. It's not my thing.

Jos olisin kuunnellu ajellessani Hiluxilla pohjois-pohjanmaalla oisin antanu viis tähteä

tähän larppiin mä en pysty

Hey, maar dit is echt kut zeg!

Good lord, no thanks

Hard no! Beyond not my thing. I heard he opened for The Clash on a few dates and was spit on and punks threw beer at him. I would have been one of those punks that would have thrown beer if I was at that show.

Fuck off. No more country. Let's be real here - NOBODY listens to country music. We should stop treating it like a major music genre. It makes a lot of money? It's a huge industry? Third most popular genre in America? Nope. All fake. Conspiracy. Money laundering. Paid actors. Thought this book was British. There's really no need to pretend you care about this, Robert Dimery.

Urgh. Country. I guess if you like country, this might not be irredeemable pap. Unfortunately, for normal people, this is irredeemable pap.

Hated this. Bottom 10 for me.

Music to tap all eleven of your toes to 👍🏾

If I'm at your place and you unironically put this stuff on, I will straight up think less of you as a human being. It's vapid, uninspiring and there is absolutely nothing at stake here. Unless, of course, you are lighting up the dancefloor with your honky tonk - in which case, carry on!

Ah man, this is pretty shit to me. I feel like there's a fair reason why I had never heard of Joe Ely before... I prefer Country music from women artists so I didn't have high hopes but there's nothing really interesting, inspiring or captivating from this album. I find the melodies cheesy and not in a good way, the lyrics aren't speaking to me either. This song Fingernails is particularly disturbing and makes me feel a little bit sick hahaha. Overall, not impressed.

Country music isn't my thing

Honky Tonk Masquerade is an uninteresting middle of the road classical country album. Nothing stands out: the production is mediocre, songs are weak and the performance sounds as a gig for the money.

One good song and one decent song doesn't take away that the rest is just not good enough.

What a terrible sounding record. The tones are so awful on this, I couldn’t stand it. The drum sound made me want to die. And there aren’t even any exciting solos or good pedal steel playing. Maybe this wasn’t the worst thing we’ve listened to but I had such a hard time finishing this one.

so bad, this is shit country music the 8 bit video game sounding "instrumentals" definitely did not help

I wouldn't listen to this if no one would ever find out that I was listening to this.